look who's back on the market........

[Jai]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/8153626.stm

a lovely catch, for some lucky.......er.......well.......er.......right, where's that remote gone?

 

[Ninja59]

i thought you were going to linky to katie price and something hahaha...

 

[ChrisUK]

lol will be single for a while I'd imagine

 

[soap_dodger]

lol will be single for a while I'd imagine

You mean your not that desperate yet?

I'd of tapped it pre drugs/mass tattoo-ing/blake/drink/press saga.

 

[ChrisUK]

I'd of tapped it pre drugs/mass tattoo-ing/blake/drink/press saga.

Yes me too.

 

[jenks69]

Yes me too.

:yeahthat: but I can forgive her past!

Times are hard

 

[Adrian Bravo]

She looks like a chav granny.

 

[The Beard]

Be still my beating heart.....hang on, it isn't beating!! Quick, call an ambulance.....or a tattooist.

 

[dave]

i bet stu would do it

 

[balidey]

The singer, 25

I think they made a mistake there?

 

[PandaMark]

...pre drugs/mass tattoo-ing/blake/drink/press saga.

In better days...

 

[Stu DemonD]

i bet stu would do it

:spin:

 

[pk090]

:spin:

haha! take that as a yes?!

 

[karbineftw]

In better days...

I still wouldn't.

 

[Munkul]

i think that the claims of adultery are completely fabricated, because no sane man would have wanted to tap "that" when "it" was at its worst.

maybe back in better days, like!

 

[StevenRB45]

I am the only one looking at the photo of her on the news article thinking she would probably be sticky if you touched her?

 

[jnoiles]

Come on, you would. For no other reason than so you'd have a cool story to tell down the pub.

Like my mate who once took the opportunity to shag someone famous who used to be married to Tom Cruise and for years has regaled us with stories of how she was terrible at certain things and smelled less than pleasant down there.

 

[balidey]

Come on, you would.

I wouldn't. :yuck:

For no other reason than so you'd have a cool story to tell down the pub.

The second reason for not touching her with mine is just incase my mates down the pub found out.

 

[The Beard]

I am the only one looking at the photo of her on the news article thinking she would probably be sticky if you touched her?

I think tacky, like the tattoos, rather than sticky.

 

[Plug]

I am the only one looking at the photo of her on the news article thinking she would probably be sticky if you touched her?

Whenever I see her I'm reminded of a definition in Viz comic's Profanisaurus - "Tramp's Mate: someone who looks like they probably smell". I think Ms. Winehouse is definitely a tramp's mate, and that's probably the kindest thing I can say about her.

Cheers,

Plug