Not had a joke thread for at least a day, I just got this in an email (apologies for formatitng, must have been forwarded 100 times)
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>>>>>The Horse Race
>>>>>
>>>>>The Line up:
>>>>>
>>>>>In lane 1. Passionate Lady
>>>>>In lane 2. Bare Belly
>>>>>In lane 3. Silk Panties
>>>>>In lane 4. Conscience
>>>>>In lane 5. Jockey Shorts
>>>>>In lane 6. Clean Sheets
>>>>>In lane 7. Thighs
>>>>>In lane 8. Big Dick
>>>>>In lane 9. Heavy Bosom
>>>>>In lane 10. Merry Cherry
>>>>>
>>>>>AND THEY'RE OFF!!!
>>>>>
>>>>>Conscience is left behind at the gate.
>>>>>Jockey Shorts and Silk Panties are off in a hurry.
>>>>>Heavy Bosom is being pressured.
>>>>>Passionate Lady is caught between Thighs and
>>>>>Big Dick is in a dangerous spot.
>>>>>
>>>>>AT THE HALFWAY MARK:
>>>>>
>>>>>It's Bare Belly on top, Thighs open and
>>>>>Big Dick is pushing in.
>>>>>Heavy Bosom is being pushed hard against Clean Sheets. Passionate Lady
>>>>>and Thighs are working hard on Bare Belly. Bare Belly is under terrific
>>>>>pressure from Big Dick.
>>>>>
>>>>>AT THE STRETCH:
>>>>>
>>>>>Merry Cherry pops under the strain.
>>>>>Bare Belly is making a final push.
>>>>>Big Dick is in and Passionate Lady is coming.
>>>>>
>>>>>AT THE FINISH:
>>>>>
>>>>>Its Big Dick giving everything he's got and
>>>>>Passionate Lady takes everything Big Dick has to offer.
>>>>>It looks like a dead heat but Big Dick comes
>>>>>through with one final thrust and wins by a head...
>>>>>Bare Belly slows,
>>>>>Thighs weakens,
>>>>>Heavy Bosom pulls up,
>>>>>and Clean Sheets never had a chance.
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>
>>
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>>>>>The Horse Race
>>>>>
>>>>>The Line up:
>>>>>
>>>>>In lane 1. Passionate Lady
>>>>>In lane 2. Bare Belly
>>>>>In lane 3. Silk Panties
>>>>>In lane 4. Conscience
>>>>>In lane 5. Jockey Shorts
>>>>>In lane 6. Clean Sheets
>>>>>In lane 7. Thighs
>>>>>In lane 8. Big Dick
>>>>>In lane 9. Heavy Bosom
>>>>>In lane 10. Merry Cherry
>>>>>
>>>>>AND THEY'RE OFF!!!
>>>>>
>>>>>Conscience is left behind at the gate.
>>>>>Jockey Shorts and Silk Panties are off in a hurry.
>>>>>Heavy Bosom is being pressured.
>>>>>Passionate Lady is caught between Thighs and
>>>>>Big Dick is in a dangerous spot.
>>>>>
>>>>>AT THE HALFWAY MARK:
>>>>>
>>>>>It's Bare Belly on top, Thighs open and
>>>>>Big Dick is pushing in.
>>>>>Heavy Bosom is being pushed hard against Clean Sheets. Passionate Lady
>>>>>and Thighs are working hard on Bare Belly. Bare Belly is under terrific
>>>>>pressure from Big Dick.
>>>>>
>>>>>AT THE STRETCH:
>>>>>
>>>>>Merry Cherry pops under the strain.
>>>>>Bare Belly is making a final push.
>>>>>Big Dick is in and Passionate Lady is coming.
>>>>>
>>>>>AT THE FINISH:
>>>>>
>>>>>Its Big Dick giving everything he's got and
>>>>>Passionate Lady takes everything Big Dick has to offer.
>>>>>It looks like a dead heat but Big Dick comes
>>>>>through with one final thrust and wins by a head...
>>>>>Bare Belly slows,
>>>>>Thighs weakens,
>>>>>Heavy Bosom pulls up,
>>>>>and Clean Sheets never had a chance.
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>
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