What do you get if you turn three blondes upside down?
A guarantee of at least two brunettes.
Cheers, I'll get me mac
D
A guarantee of at least two brunettes.
Cheers, I'll get me mac
D
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littleyellowcar
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rallycinq said:
i dont think that should even be dignified with a response
Are there any moral guidelines for this thread. As in, how racist, sexist and sick are the jokes allowed to be without getting a ban?
Best to ask before I post.
Best to ask before I post.
Older lady goes into a supermarket as asks at the Deli Counter for a cucumber, the Assistant replies "would you like it sliced Madam?"
She says "Son, it's a fanny I have not a slot machine!"
Liam
She says "Son, it's a fanny I have not a slot machine!"
Liam
littleyellowcar
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Neofolis said:
we're all adults here and i think everything will be taken in good humour, i hate all this political correctness crap - i reckon you should post away
KirstyTL said:
I dont see why not
OK, I'll test each area to see.
Racist.
Q. How many niggers does it take to tar a roof?
A. Six, if you slice them thin enough.
Sexist.
Q. Why do women have two holes so close together?
A. So you can carry them home like a six pack.
Sick.
Q. How do you make a dead baby float?
A. Two scoops of ice cream and one dead baby.
Racist.
Q. How many niggers does it take to tar a roof?
A. Six, if you slice them thin enough.
Sexist.
Q. Why do women have two holes so close together?
A. So you can carry them home like a six pack.
Sick.
Q. How do you make a dead baby float?
A. Two scoops of ice cream and one dead baby.
Neofolis said:
PMSL!
Welcome to the Dark Side..
littleyellowcar
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Neofolis said:
nothing wrong with them, tho i didnt find the baby 1 funny.
lets have some more
They'll probably go downhill if I start posting more jokes. Me and my mates a few years ago had a habit of inventing new answers for old jokes.
Like what's red and sits in the corner.
A naughty fire engine.
Or....
What black and white and red all over.
A sunburnt penguin.
OK, we were very stoned at the time.
Like what's red and sits in the corner.
A naughty fire engine.
Or....
What black and white and red all over.
A sunburnt penguin.
OK, we were very stoned at the time.
How can this be my missus favourite joke, sorry I know everyone's heard it before.
What's brown and sticky.
A stick.
What's brown and sticky.
A stick.
An Essex girl and an Irish guy are in a bar when the Essex girl notices something strange about the wellies the Irish guy is wearing. She says, "Scuse me mate, I aint bein funny or nuffink, but why doz one of ya wellies 'ave an L on it and the uva one's got an R on it" So the Irish guy smiles,puts down his glass of Guinness and replies, "Well oim a little bit tick you see. The one with the R on it is for me roight foot and the one with the L is for me left foot" "Cor blimey, exclaims the Essex girl, "So THATS why me knickers 'ave got C&A on them!
That joke used to be a lot shorter than that and didn't involve people from Essex or Ireland.
Talking of Essex girl jokes, there are two that I find vaguely amusing.
Q. What's the difference between an Essex girl and a supermarket trolly.
A. A supermarket trolley's got a mind of it's own.
And my favourite.
Q. How do you make an Essex girl's eyes light up?
A. Shine a torch in her ear.
Talking of Essex girl jokes, there are two that I find vaguely amusing.
Q. What's the difference between an Essex girl and a supermarket trolly.
A. A supermarket trolley's got a mind of it's own.
And my favourite.
Q. How do you make an Essex girl's eyes light up?
A. Shine a torch in her ear.
