Halifax advert onTV (radio station one)

[T14086]

Extremely peurile.

If you find out the name of the Ad Agency, then phone the U.S. Embasy and ask for the Defence Attache. With a handkerchief over the mouthpiece put on your best Middle East accent and tell him you know the location of the London branch of Al Queada and suggest a surgical strike.

:worship:

 

[T14086]

oh the new advert is so so so funny, tell you whoever thought up these witty adverts deserve a award........................for against humanity!

 

[Garree001]

Here comes the 'reward horn'!

 

[T14086]

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooimustkilloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooootheymustdieooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo:devil:

 

[M111CYY]

theres a new one where they say thanks in different languages


not good quality but all i could find

 

[djedwardsmith]

I'm not sure which one is worse, the horn one, or the toenail clippings one.

What kind of people think these adverts up, let alone enjoy them and find them humorous

 

[T14086]

whats worse is they think we will find it funny and go to there bank and give them lots of money........oh no hang on we already done that to bail them out the s*it last year didn't we:tosser:

 

[Big Black Stilo]

the guy with the horn... isnt he off the golf advert?



16 sedconds in

 

[D4nny8oy]

they have another one:bang:

Does anyone know anything about artillery and the range,cost of cannons etc?

Use your Mod powers and organise a group buy.

That way we'll have enough for whoever made the "GoCompare" and "WeBuyAnyCar" ones too.

Do it. :devil:

 

[The Beard]

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooimustkilloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooootheymustdieooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo:devil:

Tried the US Embasy, but they said they were too busy taking out the Agency that came up with the webuyanyalqaeda advert, so I think I might be on the right lines.

In the meantime, I think I'll just go and wee through the letter box of my local Halifax branch.

They may not get the point and pull the ads, but at least I'll have the satisfaction of having struck a blow for the little man. Well, when I say little man I don't mean in that way, if you know what I mean, more in the way of the man on the Clapham Omnibus.

Although in fairness, he doesn't have to be on a bus to Clapham, or indeed anywhere else for that matter. He doesn't actually need to be using any form of public transport, he could be in a car, but even then he, or she may actually be sitting in their front room. It's simply a metaphor for the...........

Oh bugger! I'm going to bed.

 

[T14086]

your crazy!!! ...i like you

 

[The Beard]

I thank you

I've just realised.....we bought this house in February 1989. I've already done 21 years for the Halifax!

Perhaps if I just admitted my guilt they'd let me off with the rest of my sentence.

Was it you that lived in the tent? If so, you're probably the only one who doesn't owe something to the Halifax and their ilk.

 

[T14086]

yes thats correct. It was a blue tent

 

[djedwardsmith]

I have two more vents from the ****e horn one.

The woman on the phone nods her head like she's a puppet when she's talking and it pisses me off no end.

And the woman that talks over the horn doesn't say mortgages. She says Morgue Gauges. And it's very annoying.

Oh, and the toenail clippings one. The guys a fake boyband look-a-like (whoever that guy in Blue was).

And the guy that was in the Golf advert is also in some new casino advert as well.

 

[T14086]

i think we have the beginnings of a vigalante group here

 

[T14086]

KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL :bang: