High Mike, I've just come across this thread , interesting isn't it? The heavy discharge drop tester was a device I became very used to using when I was working foreman in that Firestone tyre and auto store. I like it as it puts the battery under considerable stress. If it survives and gives a good reading then you can be pretty sure the battery is in reasonable nick. On quite new vehicles I worry a little about damaging the electronics when introducing such high currents unless the battery leads are disconnected first as this has it's own problems with memory retentions etc. However, on the other hand, all you're doing is what the starter does anyway so probably OK? I like the idea of the newer Battery condition checkers which measure by passing a small current through the battery and measuring cell resistance - I think? They are safe to use without disconnecting the battery but have one big drawback for me which is that you have to know the battery spec figures and these are, as you say, usually on a label on the top of the battery - The damned Scala has a great big construction, which contains various connections and fuses, masking view of the top of the battery, so you have to disconnect the battery terminals to remove it so you can see the info sticker which, of course means you're into connecting slave devices if you're not to loose the memory settings. What PITA! Even the dealercan't give me definitive info on what battery is in it as several were used over the production run.
Headlight test was a very useful thing to do but now made useless because most cars now cut current to stuff like headlights, heated screen and other high current stuff when the starter is cranking. I guess so they can fit smaller cheaper batteries? I used to use this quick and easy test often as an initial, on the forecourt, check and lament it's passing.
The "bounce test" sounds absolutely horrific to me and if it doesn't succeed in cracking the casing is almost certain to drop both sulphate sediment and even good lead paste into the bottom and, as you say, cause plate shorts which will ruin even a perfectly good battery - I've never heard of anyone doing this "test" - maybe an Ai abomination?
Always enjoy your posts/comments. Thank you. Keep up the good work and don't let the heat get to you this coming week!
Edit. The heavy discharge type testers were criticised for ruining batteries due to the "extreme" stress they put the battery under. Often 100 to 150 amps or even more - I remember when I needed to order a new one I could get the standard one with just one amperage rating or a more expensive one with, I think, 3 selectable loads? I just got the standard one as we really only did cars and light vans - What I found in practice was that sometimes putting the heavy discharge on it would cause the battery to fail due to the high current draw. Typically this would mean a vehicle which had struggled to start on the customers' drive that morning, was now totally dead. Very occasionally this then resulted in the customer claiming you'd "ruined" his battery when in fact all it had done was prove the battery was on it's last legs anyway. I always explained the possible outcomes to customers before we did one of these tests and this removed the possibility of confusion. The tester we had was just a couple of probes with a great big heavy resistance strip between them and a volt meter to monitor battery voltage. It was an all in one device, you held the two handle/knobs and quickly jammed the probe tips onto the battery terminals. You needed to be quick to avoid sparks as it was permanently connected. Then, for about 10 seconds or so, you watched what the voltmeter was doing. If it held steady you were probably Ok. If the needle fell back towards the lower voltages then a new battery was needed (we could always argue about actual voltage figures but it was the steady needle you were looking for) Then you yanked it back off the terminals quickly again so as to minimise the possibility of a spark igniting the gasses which the poor old battery was almost certainly producing as a result of the stress it had been under! The big advantage from my perspective is that you don't have to know anything except the battery voltage type - ie. 6, 12, or maybe 24 volts and mostly you'll only be into 12 volts unless you mess about with older stuff and some higher end horticultural machines which just may be either 6 or 12 volt. Not being able to see the battery label or having to convert a European EN spec to the CCA scale your American made battery condition tester uses is an advantage too.
Now a days you can buy this type of tester pretty cheaply:
https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/205536332720?_skw=discharge+type+battery+testers&itmmeta=01KVMRTM4EFRPY6WM6ETK0XA8V&hash=item2fdaeb8bb0:g:HbQAAeSwRndoa4FM&itmprp=enc:AQALAAABAGfYFPkwiKCW4ZNSs2u11
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However I'd advise doing a bit of due diligence and research as I've read some of these very cheap ones can suffer failure of the big internal resistance.