I'M HOME!!!!
everything is well except for:-
-some arse bandit has glued up all the locks on our barn and front door and side gate.
-some double bumming arsebandit has bumped into my front wing on my car
-builders have left such a mess down the road there is about 3/4" of sand on my car
-my tyres flat, some little arsebandit has driven a rusty nail into the outer wall (yeah like I drove over it

NOT)
-my exhaust is blowing somewhere, I think its the flexipipe again, or maybe the back end of cat, so its running rough as hell and sounds like a truck with no exhaust

, gonna try and bodge it before I drive down (gonna drive straight down from home, don't have time to go to uni!)
anyone else have a nice surprise when they came home from hols?
NB, don't answer, I will kill the next scrote I see
*EDIT* the car parking ticket that was stuck to my window in feb is still there, it won't come off, its on with glue I reckon