I have to admit that I am turning into a grumpy old git of late and have found myself to be moaning and grumbling alot. So I thought I would share some of my everyday gripes that I have caught myself moaning about.
1. News Reporters on location- If they are standing outside say the London Eye for example, why when they mention where they are reporting from do they allways look behind them when they say The London Eye. It hasn't gone anywhere, oh **** someones nicked it!!!! Watch the news next time you'll see what I mean.
2. News Reporters outside number 10- If you are doing a story about the PM, do you need to go and stand outside his front door at 7am in the morning, its not as if he's coming out, unless at the time your doing your report hes watching you on TV and spots the posty with his parcel come to his front door.
3. Weather presenters- If we are in the middle of a drought, don't tell us its bad news for people having a bar'b'ques cause its raining, thats good news, last thing we need is more hot sun in the middle of a drought. And get weather people who know their stuff, not some dizzy, skitzo scotish lady who don't know her arse from her elbow.
4. James Allen, ITV F1- Shut up, just shut up and listen to M Brundle who actually knows what he is talking about and not spurting any old tat. And get rid of Ted Kravitz, whats the point of him????
5. Telly ads- Why when I'm dozing in front of a quiet film or documentry, make the ad breaks really loud so that they wake me up, I don't give a toss about your q14 face peeling gel.
6. Chris Moyles- Your not funny, and you know nothing about music. Just go away.
7. Actually Radio 1 in general- When will they pull the plug on this rubbish.
8. Beeping cars- My old 2006 Civic, beeped when I opened the door- to tell me the door is open, when I put the key in the ignition to tell me the key is in the ignition, when I started the engine- to tell me to put my seat belt on. I know I've done these things you don't need to beep to tell me. I often wondered if they were designed for blind people to notify them. Peugeots are the same as well as Hyundai and Kia.
9. Text language- Y do u do it I h8 it, I annoy people by doing proper text messages with fullstops etc.
I'll add more moans, but feel free to add your own.
1. News Reporters on location- If they are standing outside say the London Eye for example, why when they mention where they are reporting from do they allways look behind them when they say The London Eye. It hasn't gone anywhere, oh **** someones nicked it!!!! Watch the news next time you'll see what I mean.
2. News Reporters outside number 10- If you are doing a story about the PM, do you need to go and stand outside his front door at 7am in the morning, its not as if he's coming out, unless at the time your doing your report hes watching you on TV and spots the posty with his parcel come to his front door.
3. Weather presenters- If we are in the middle of a drought, don't tell us its bad news for people having a bar'b'ques cause its raining, thats good news, last thing we need is more hot sun in the middle of a drought. And get weather people who know their stuff, not some dizzy, skitzo scotish lady who don't know her arse from her elbow.
4. James Allen, ITV F1- Shut up, just shut up and listen to M Brundle who actually knows what he is talking about and not spurting any old tat. And get rid of Ted Kravitz, whats the point of him????
5. Telly ads- Why when I'm dozing in front of a quiet film or documentry, make the ad breaks really loud so that they wake me up, I don't give a toss about your q14 face peeling gel.
6. Chris Moyles- Your not funny, and you know nothing about music. Just go away.
7. Actually Radio 1 in general- When will they pull the plug on this rubbish.
8. Beeping cars- My old 2006 Civic, beeped when I opened the door- to tell me the door is open, when I put the key in the ignition to tell me the key is in the ignition, when I started the engine- to tell me to put my seat belt on. I know I've done these things you don't need to beep to tell me. I often wondered if they were designed for blind people to notify them. Peugeots are the same as well as Hyundai and Kia.
9. Text language- Y do u do it I h8 it, I annoy people by doing proper text messages with fullstops etc.
I'll add more moans, but feel free to add your own.
