Completely random thread but I am really bored, nothing to do...

What do you get when you cross a crocodile, armadillo, hippopotamus and finally a pig???

A Croc-a-dilla-hippo-pig

(i am bored out of my brains, the g/f's on a girls night out and I am being the taxi for the night, I must be an idiot)

Dazza

Have I missed something in that joke?

That was a joke?!!

i would be really bored if i only knew jokes like that

I think the whole point is it wasnt a joke?

Or have i totally got the wrong end of the stick

what do you get it you mix a blender with a baby goat?

a mixed up kid!

What do you get if you mix a lion, a pig and a baby snake?

Dunno, what do you get if you mix a lion, a pig and a baby snake then?

No idea, thought someone might know.

:bang:

...oh dear

nice thread btw

What do you get if you cross TashyG, a paintball gun, and an electric toothbrush?

what....whatever it is cant be good!!! ok a tashy witha shaking bum that shoots paintballs!! close

EDIT - oh electric toothbrush...ok then an itchy nose aswell!!!

TashyG said:

what....whatever it is cant be good!!! ok a tashy witha shaking bum that shoots paintballs!! close

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That'll do - shaking your ass

EDIT - even better answer

I obviously need to drink more !

...me too.

I take it this is a spam thread .... for the late nighters, an adam sandler film is on ITV right now...haven't seen it before though, and i thought i had watched them all