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It was a purple 10 speed racing bike, got nicked a couple of years later.When I was a kid it was the muts nuts.
didn't know things were in colour when you were a kid? :nerner:
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Reasons Why I Dumped You
didn't know things were in colour when you were a kid? :nerner:
you got me again :nerner::yum:
I can see how that would work.
Got rid of a bird because she didn't do what was expected of her mouth..
That must make me rather shallow :devil:
That must make me rather shallow :devil:
because I drove a rover 400 first car wasnt a good enough excuse,
whore!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
first car wasnt a good enough excuse,whore!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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because she was in fact a obsessive compulsive psychopath
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i got rid of a girl cause i just got bored with her to be honest. i might sound like a B*****d (well thats what see said when i told her the truth).
I once dumped a guy who was shorter than me and owned a Ford Ka - for those two reasons
fair play, i say
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I once dumped a guy who was shorter than me and owned a Ford Ka - for those two reasons
Yeah there is come questionable homosexuality in there!
I got: "because im sick and ****ing tired of being put under ****ing unos!"
Well i found that out 2 years down the line
5 unos later i still dont see her point? lol
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too easy
I once dumped a guy who was shorter than me and owned a Ford Ka - for those two reasons
rightly so... in the same way i could never date a man who owned a cat - it messes with the natural order of things.
Got rid of a bird because she didn't do what was expected of her mouth..
What? Shut up?
nothing wrong with that.. its usually the mums who are the 'odd' ones : P
i got dumped before with the excuse ' it was my nan's dying wish that i join the air force, but i dont want to hurt you so i think we should leave it here which would be the best for both of us'
got sent that via text
idiot. Turns out he couldn't be bothered to make the 15 min journey to my house.
hes working in tesco now though :devil:
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i nearly got dumped because "all my friends are now getting married and i think the age gap (7 years) is too big for us to get married"
this is after 2 weeks of dating... i dumped him with the line of "you're too immature for me... peer pressure is not something I base my relationships on"
he's still single 7 years later
i thought opposites was supposed to attract
i thought opposites was supposed to attract
only in the worlds of magnetism and one night stands.
Because I dont know if I love you anymore? Now that one fcuking hurts
Because I dont know if I love you anymore? Now that one fcuking hurts
men need to have sex to feel loved
women need to feel loved to have sex
