Your neighbours, Nosey?

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Your neighbours, Nosey?

R UR NEIGHBOURS NOSEY

  • YES

    Votes: 22 45.8%
  • NO

    Votes: 26 54.2%

  • Total voters
    48
I am a nosey neighbour... everyone on my street is so weird... i cant help have a glance at them, and laugh to my self whilst rocking backwards and foreards on a rocking chair binoculars in one hand bottle of scotch in the other... safe in the knowladge that i'm the only sane person in my street.. :chin::rolleyes:
 
Yes my next door neighbours are nosey, and they copy us.

I used to have a next door neighbour who kept chickens and they used to escape all the time and run into our garden, and rabbits but they were cute, but it was still annoying having... oh and they smelled funny and never kept their garden so it was like all wild :S random
 
we have nosy neighbours. to the right the man is deaf and theyre looking after the grandson, they also hoover way too much to be healthy and to the left everytime we go out the couple are staring out the window at us, creepy.

the couple on the left are horrible though, somebody slashed all of their tyres he he, and i think we got the blame so they installed a cctv camera.
a few weeks after their car was damaged a log ended up hitting the back of our van, and their camera only had the persons feet. coincidence :confused: i think not
 
Got a alley-way on one side of my house so no neighbour that way, and other side theres a young woman with a baby who recently moved in, i have never spoken to her apart from when my mood was chemically enhanced and the music got particularly loud - i just grabbed her and gave her a hug followed by repeatative apologies. From that meeting though, i'd say shes alright, she didn't seem to phased by it and blatantly knew the score.

Have the odd chin-wag with a few old guys when playing with cars, usually started cause they've seen the beetle in the garage and the oh so predictable, "i used to drive on of them you know..." but i kinda enjoy them jovial conversations, Reminds me of being little when talking with your neighbours seemed much more common. Usually the neighbours are scared by the group of young'uns hanging around but they are alright really if you don't give them sh*t, apart from constantly asking you to go to the shop for booze for them.

I think the rest of the people that live near me are a bit unsure by my house, everyone is older with kids but theres my house with 2 young lads with piercings and stuff, they all seem to give us a wide berth when we see anyone.
 
neighbours to the left of us is a rented house, has a indian family in at the mo theyre ok she signs for most of my parcels when im at work ect... usually noisy at about 2.30in the morning though she doesnt sleep for some reason and her kids can be out till stupid oclock on the front and they are under 10years old.

to the right we have a family from mericious(sp) they are ok old couple with their daughter there never have any bother from them say hi ocasionlly, to the right +1 the guy is great he always says hi and have a good 5minute chat every now and then :) but still dont know his name lol

naybours over the road complete ******s their daughter rents a house across from us and the rest of the family live down the road/in the area, used to have so much toruble with the *****, they 1st moved in and i used to park my workvan infrnt of their house a long time before they moved in was sitting in my van one day writing some jobs down and had a tap at the window from the mother she said move your van and dont park it here for next couple of days were having a skip, she didnt say please and was more or less shouting it at me, so **** them i left the van there and they had to have the skip further down the road.

few weeks after that parking my van outside as per usual same ****ing bitch come back saying cant you park your van somewhere else ur not allowed two cars i told her to **** herself and the vans taxed, she sed she knows alot of kids in this area and dont blame me if the van gets damaged i sed yeah ok damage the van and my company will be charging you for it.

next day just pulled up from work to nip in to grab some food come back out she was just driving up the road in her big 4x4 (fat cow needs it to shift her lard arse) and she said ****ing NTL **** i let her have abuse

later on the night her husband pulls up and jumps out his car grabs me, get into a bit of a scuffle and half their ****ing family turns up daughter scratched my face and i pushed her over the fence on front of my house and i was laughing at the husband he wanted to smack me one i said im right here mate come get me and his wife was holding him back saying its not worth it i just said u cant be that hard if ur wife can hold u back, got the police involved they said i can park where i want with the van aslong as its taxed/mot/insured then its legal to park where i like along the street.

they complained to my work so now i have to park it around the corner but i got CCTV watching my car and their house, dont even speak to the pricks just stare them out altough she drives a punto aswell she not welcome here :mad:
 
Gaz, just say the word, I'll be round with some mates to sort them out.....(y)

Also, it's spelt "Mauritius". I was born there! :)

When you see your Mauritian neighbours next, you can say to them

"qui maniere?" pronounced "Key Man E Air",

which means in Creole, how's it going. That will impress them! :D
 
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