Your neighbours, Nosey?
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Your neighbours, Nosey?
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There's a girl who lives directly opposite me who is very nosey. But thats ok because she's my girlfriend! 
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no, i live in a flat and as far as i know my neighbours cant see through solid concreat or have telescopic vision
My old neighbours used to be...but my new ones are cool.
There is a bloke down the road...we call him silverfish, he's a bit nosey and he's on the residents association (making sure everything works to his favour).
Oh and the old bag across the road is a bit nosey, but then we spy on her too
Only because, she has bottles in her window of the bathroom and they haven't moved for 4 years! So it's hard not to watch the nutty old bint....and she has a horrible new bright pink coat...so she's even more noticeable.
Oh and then there is the bloke and his bird next-door to the old bag...I think she may have done the off...she bought a new car and I've not seen her since!
Next door but one to me is worth a watch too! Every bloody night, powertools and welding torches....I think he is building a time machine in his shed!!
"We gotta go back!...to the future"
And the guy the other side looks like a pedo...There's no proof...but he just kinda looks like one...and he has soft footsteps and creeps up on you "HELLO"....eewwwww...not keen on him.
So no, I don't really have nosey neighbours...but my neighbours do
There is a bloke down the road...we call him silverfish, he's a bit nosey and he's on the residents association (making sure everything works to his favour).
Oh and the old bag across the road is a bit nosey, but then we spy on her too
Only because, she has bottles in her window of the bathroom and they haven't moved for 4 years! So it's hard not to watch the nutty old bint....and she has a horrible new bright pink coat...so she's even more noticeable.
Oh and then there is the bloke and his bird next-door to the old bag...I think she may have done the off...she bought a new car and I've not seen her since!
Next door but one to me is worth a watch too! Every bloody night, powertools and welding torches....I think he is building a time machine in his shed!!
"We gotta go back!...to the future"
And the guy the other side looks like a pedo...There's no proof...but he just kinda looks like one...and he has soft footsteps and creeps up on you "HELLO"....eewwwww...not keen on him.
So no, I don't really have nosey neighbours...but my neighbours do
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The time machine was on this morning
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I have a neighbour opposite me and its not word of a lie she is the real life "Hyacinth Bouquet" or should it be BUCKET!. Thinks shes gods gift but drives a 53 Megane.... .
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Mine aren't nosey really. The ones next door I never know are there. But we do have an odd bunch in our Croft!!!! But they probably think the same about us!
The one family gets on my nerves, always comments on my music and how "loud" it is, doesn't matter that his kids are always out screaming their heads off !!!
The one family gets on my nerves, always comments on my music and how "loud" it is, doesn't matter that his kids are always out screaming their heads off !!!
I live in neighbourhood watch area curtains twitching every where
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:devil: I have a nosey neighbour on the oppossite end of the row to me.......we call her the She Devil but she thinks she's Hyacinth Bouquet.
Takes to the bottle and is occasionaly carted off to be dried out..........
Have to walk past her window to get to my house......she's usually at the window with her Marigolds on! When she's under the influence she rings up and goes on about all her friends, were she's been and her many boyfriends...trouble is we've never seen anyone!!!!!!!!!
Seems to be ignoring us all at the moment! hopefully i've offended her and long may it last......getting caller display in 2007
All the rest of the neighbours are fine and She Dev cases us endless amusement!!!!!!!
Takes to the bottle and is occasionaly carted off to be dried out..........
Have to walk past her window to get to my house......she's usually at the window with her Marigolds on! When she's under the influence she rings up and goes on about all her friends, were she's been and her many boyfriends...trouble is we've never seen anyone!!!!!!!!!
Seems to be ignoring us all at the moment! hopefully i've offended her and long may it last......getting caller display in 2007
All the rest of the neighbours are fine and She Dev cases us endless amusement!!!!!!!
Nope, we studiously ignore one another, say hi when we pass on the driveways but that's about it. The fella next door is highly amused with the amount of Fiats and modified cars that come to visit but he doesn't ask, bless him
Rob and i live in a area where most people know each other. I think some people in our street are nosey. The people that live over the road like to spy out of there window down the street.
The people that live in Rob's parents street all have telescopes, the question is, are they using it to view the boats/sea or to spy on the neighbours........ lol
The people that live in Rob's parents street all have telescopes, the question is, are they using it to view the boats/sea or to spy on the neighbours........ lol
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I can't say my immediate neighbours are nosey, occasionally they will ask what i'm doing with my car when they see bonnet open (quite often then ),
the older neighbours further up the road are nosey, but i don't really care about what they think.
),the older neighbours further up the road are nosey, but i don't really care about what they think.
LOL, I say this and I just watched my neighbour go and inspect my car rather closely as I put some decorations in it earlier, obviously looking for some ideas for his
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My neighbours are not only nosey they are also from hell...i have mum and dad one side(council) and her daughter the other(bought) and they try and block me in all the time...oh and go up council cause we have the odd bubble bath lol anyone want to exchange with me will be a pleasure haha:bang:
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Our neighbours get pissed off at the 3 Puntos parked outside at the moment
PNL said:I live in neighbourhood watch area curtains twitching every where
my old estate was like that. you couldnt have a friend park on your drive without people assuming you bought a new car, got married, were in trouble with the police, had a death in the family, etc. the rumours were unbelievable.
when i got banned for speeding I later found out several poeple in my street thought i got banned for selling cocain to schoolkids. WTF!! if you sell coke to schoolkids i think they'll do more than take your license, but there you go thats how thick these people are.
it was quite embarrasing when a friend's mother told her son he wasnt allowed to hang around with me anymore, in front of my face, and when i asked why she said drug dealers arent welcome "round here". the cheek!!
We've got a few nosey neighbours, 1 has tried to slap us with an asbo for fixing our own cars and playing loud music at 2.30 PM (although i did turn it up a little once she'd complained )
(although i did turn it up a little once she'd complained )
We have a young lady, about 20 yrs living over the road. she's a bit of an exhibitionist and doesn't seem to like clothing. it can get a bit embarrassing when i'm watchin the tv with my wife and i can see this girl in her bedroom window over the road - not that i'm complaining....
Next door are very nosey though. i don't mind that really cos i know my stuff will be safe whilst i'm on holiday
Next door are very nosey though. i don't mind that really cos i know my stuff will be safe whilst i'm on holiday
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Ill swap with you anytime lol
My neighbours aren't nosy but they sure as hell are crazy. To my right we have a man and his wife, who argue daily, converse loudly and I can hear babies at the most random times. I swear they have stolen a baby or something, one day out of the blue I heard it crying, a couple of days later it had gone.
The arguments are fantastic, though, I swear I heard the woman shouting "You f*cked a teenager!" several times over before the man walked away and she sat there crying for hours. And once when I got in my flatmate played me a recording of the woman moaning after what sounded like some serious fighting. Either that, or they have the strangest sex know to man.
On the left things are much quieter. In fact they hardly make any noise, which is great. But when they do make noise they make it big. I don't know the relationship between the guy and the girl they're either going out or brother and sister. Or both, perhaps. One of the funnier arguments involved "f*ck" being added every other word in a sentence, the argument ended with the guy saying "Just because you can't add up a f*cking shopping bill!" and the girl shouted "F*******CCKKKKK OOOOOOFFFFFFFF", slammed her door and that was the end of it.
I dread to think of what they think of us, though. We're often playing Pro Evo into the early hours and of course the dodgy ref decisions and shoddy passes are met with "WHAT?!" time and time again. And there's goal celebrations... Still, we never argue and only ever have fun.
So yeah, our neighbours are too busy killing eachother to notice we exist.
The arguments are fantastic, though, I swear I heard the woman shouting "You f*cked a teenager!" several times over before the man walked away and she sat there crying for hours. And once when I got in my flatmate played me a recording of the woman moaning after what sounded like some serious fighting. Either that, or they have the strangest sex know to man.
On the left things are much quieter. In fact they hardly make any noise, which is great. But when they do make noise they make it big. I don't know the relationship between the guy and the girl they're either going out or brother and sister. Or both, perhaps. One of the funnier arguments involved "f*ck" being added every other word in a sentence, the argument ended with the guy saying "Just because you can't add up a f*cking shopping bill!" and the girl shouted "F*******CCKKKKK OOOOOOFFFFFFFF", slammed her door and that was the end of it.
I dread to think of what they think of us, though. We're often playing Pro Evo into the early hours and of course the dodgy ref decisions and shoddy passes are met with "WHAT?!" time and time again. And there's goal celebrations... Still, we never argue and only ever have fun.
So yeah, our neighbours are too busy killing eachother to notice we exist.
