Wots On Ur Xmas List

[twincamms]

Steve......................................

sorry mate! 17? Not for me, I like my women to be good looking, fit and have a reasonable amount of maturity, if they can't hold a conversation what's the point, you stick to your eye candy dumbo!

Anyway, get your photo and motor up you beast!

 

[Steven]

Re: Steve......................................

I'm not talking about a relationship here Savi. I'm talking about a quick shag!

 

[twincamms]

Steve....................................

A quick shag ???

I passed that stage when I was 17 ???

If I fancy a quick shag, I may as well have a w a n k!

 

[HP]

Re: Steve....................................

A quick shag ???

I passed that stage when I was 17 ???

If I fancy a quick shag, I may as well have a w a n k!

You must be doing it wrong if you prefer the latter.

 

[Steven]

Re: Steve....................................

So taking a girls virginity wouldn't do anything for you? I knew you were gay!

 

[twincamms]

I do it right................................

long and slow......................................

remember, Italians Do It Better!

 

[twincamms]

Steven..............................

school boy fantasies, that's all I'm going to say.

 

[Steven]

Savi...

Fruit. That's all I'm going to say.

 

[panda power]

Fantasizing about a school boy???

 

[panda power]

Cherry

 

[serin]

Re: Steven..............................

Back on topic, i wanna scanner printer, with photo card thing, more RAM, a new cool TIMEX watch (mines chipped to buggery!!), a subwoofer, a black wireless mouse and keyboard and a 17" black monitor.

ahhhhh the advantages of having a big family

 

[twincamms]

Steven..............................

each to their own, you want a 17 year old, school gates, sixth former, bag of sweets, nuff said!

 

[Steven]

Re: Steven..............................

A school uniform would be a bonus...

 

[panda_gal]

Re: Steven..............................

i dont know what i want but its the thought that counts anyway

 

[panda power]

Re: Steven..............................

Steve, if shes over 16, i'll second that!!

 

[mase]

Re: skool girls....

i have to admit i would not go for a girl who couldnt legally drink!

but anyways steve u would need a big stocking to fit her in!!!

 

[Steven]

Re: skool girls....

If there's grass on the pitch...

 

[KirstyTL]

Can't really think of anything this year... a top hat would be cool i pretty much know what I'm getting anyway...christmas has finally lost it's mystery

 

[mase]

Re: skool girls....

If there's grass on the pitch...

lol if theres grass on the wicket....... play cricket!

 

[Stu DemonD]

Re: skool girls....

Woo hoo, what a great thread!

I already got Jules, so there - the virgin bride :bang: