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Magical Trevor
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whats bink got to look forward to for his xmas pressie?
Why ami sooo cr@p at wrapping?!
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Why ami sooo cr@p at wrapping?!
i cant post up what binks got silly, he might read it :nutter:
You're crazy, it's an animal, it doesn't know it's Christmas! Titan and I had a long chat and I understood he doesn't care so long as he gets a nice cuddle once a day whilst i'm home 
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Magical Trevor
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I bet he really gave a ****
Pecora
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How do animals unwrap the presents?
Pecora
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what if its for a goldfish?
Pecora said:
**** in the tank
, it wont be wanting a present next yeari got to wrap my presents tomorrow, im not looking forward to it, ive been demoted to using safety sissors
I don't think fish would get presents but if they did, you'd open them for them due to the lack of limbs.
Dogs just destroy the paper after they realise that doggy goodies lie beneath.
Liam
Dogs just destroy the paper after they realise that doggy goodies lie beneath.
Liam
James M
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pghstochaj said:
oh no I'm not
I'm also buying my Girlfriend a hamster for Christmas, which no doubt next year will also need a present
leave them in the bags saves on wrapping paper
i not wrapped a bloody thing yet
er got a bargain last year with xmas wrapping paper - went to staples for some bits and they were getting rid of all thier roll of wrapping paper - three rolls for 10p was 3 rolls for £2.50 so i bought the lot the loft is well full now
er got a bargain last year with xmas wrapping paper - went to staples for some bits and they were getting rid of all thier roll of wrapping paper - three rolls for 10p
was 3 rolls for £2.50 so i bought the lot the loft is well full now 
Wrapping, hmm, probably ought to do that this eve since I'll be far too drunk tomorrow to use a pair of scissors!
since I'll be far too drunk tomorrow to use a pair of scissors!
JonnyBoy said:Wrapping, hmm, probably ought to do that this eve
get some safety sissors, at least if you do make a mistake and cut somethin you shouldnt it will have a pretty pattern to it
Here's my attempt:
Hi, I'm matt and Im crap at rappin,
they call me the peachy mc from, prestatyn.
I have lots of pressies for my peeps,
I fumble with the sticky tape while she sleeps!
Vodka jelly shots, for my bro,
a whip for my sister, I'm a joker, yo!
that box looks promising, maybe a boost gauge,
But probably it's an Item from the nivea for men range.
Hi, I'm matt and Im crap at rappin,
they call me the peachy mc from, prestatyn.
I have lots of pressies for my peeps,
I fumble with the sticky tape while she sleeps!
Vodka jelly shots, for my bro,
a whip for my sister, I'm a joker, yo!
that box looks promising, maybe a boost gauge,
But probably it's an Item from the nivea for men range.
You lot are useless, have none of you heard of gift bags?
I always take 5 mins choosing kev's mums prezzie and 4 hrs trying to work out how the wrap the bloody thing
The hardest thing this yr has been a mini skateboard for Christain
The hardest thing this yr has been a mini skateboard for Christain
My Dad got cash which I wrapped in his card. My gran got vouchers, which came with their own card. My mum got wine , which wasn't wrapped. My borther/sister-in-law got smelly stuff, which the missus kindly wrapped. The missus is getting DVD's and PS2 games, which I can probably cope with and will be wrapped at the usual time of about 5-6am Christmas morning.
