Well here it is, the post to end all speculation and before all the rumours start up.
I've been pondering at work the most interesting way to write this, I was going to include a video clip and everything - but I've just got back from the bar, and not in the mood anymore
Anyway, suffice to say, I'm sure you all noticed all was not quite right from Thursday evening, and I'm sure you all also want an explaination.
Well, someone absolutely awful happened, a server crash so unimaginably horrific that it took 3 whole days to fix.....
Except it didn't.... what actually happened was this...
23/03 - 15:25 GMT - I board the nightbus to Kyoto
23/03 - 16:34 GMT - My phone battery dies
23/03 - 21:45 GMT - mySQL Service has memory leak and crashes
23/03 - 21:46 GMT - Email alert sent to my mobile..... (see the problem here)
26/03 - 13:12 GMT - I finally find a shop that sells a phone charger, charge phone...
26/03 - 14:35 GMT - Turn on phone to get alert warning me mySQL service is down....! Leave ancient temple in Nara where I currently am and get ride to nearest internet cafe.
26/03 - 14:45 GMT - Remote login to FF server
26/03 - 14:46 GMT - Click: My Computer > Manage > Services > mySQL > Start - FF back up.....
So there you have it.... all exciting... NO, just so damn annoying... all that needed to be clicked was the start button....
Technically also, the server was never down
Just the mySQL bit.... otherwise you wouldnt have got the "error" screen of course... even more interestingly, everytime that error screen is shown, i get sent an email warning me of an issue - this morning when I logged onto outlook i had no less that 38,732 emails waiting for me!!?!?!
As for what can be done to make sure this doesn't happen again, I've taken up a new contract with the datacentre to receive alerts on my behalf - so they can then act accordingly....
So thanks to Sammi and H for sorting out the temporary home, and sorry again to everyone for the inconvenience I must have caused you
I've been pondering at work the most interesting way to write this, I was going to include a video clip and everything - but I've just got back from the bar, and not in the mood anymore
Anyway, suffice to say, I'm sure you all noticed all was not quite right from Thursday evening, and I'm sure you all also want an explaination.
Well, someone absolutely awful happened, a server crash so unimaginably horrific that it took 3 whole days to fix.....
Except it didn't.... what actually happened was this...
23/03 - 15:25 GMT - I board the nightbus to Kyoto
23/03 - 16:34 GMT - My phone battery dies
23/03 - 21:45 GMT - mySQL Service has memory leak and crashes
23/03 - 21:46 GMT - Email alert sent to my mobile..... (see the problem here)
26/03 - 13:12 GMT - I finally find a shop that sells a phone charger, charge phone...
26/03 - 14:35 GMT - Turn on phone to get alert warning me mySQL service is down....! Leave ancient temple in Nara where I currently am and get ride to nearest internet cafe.
26/03 - 14:45 GMT - Remote login to FF server
26/03 - 14:46 GMT - Click: My Computer > Manage > Services > mySQL > Start - FF back up.....
So there you have it.... all exciting... NO, just so damn annoying... all that needed to be clicked was the start button....
Technically also, the server was never down
As for what can be done to make sure this doesn't happen again, I've taken up a new contract with the datacentre to receive alerts on my behalf - so they can then act accordingly....
So thanks to Sammi and H for sorting out the temporary home, and sorry again to everyone for the inconvenience I must have caused you