WHATS UR HIGHEST SPEED

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WHATS UR HIGHEST SPEED

No I'm not. It was funny!

And that is "Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Firkin Ass Off". :)

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There are more devious and mischievous things to do at work than this...trust me :)

I'm a bum anyway...but not because i got caught!
 
Actually.. thomas

you can go play with your ample tits... I've had 117mph indicated out of my 1.2sx (2000/W).

So either a) your car has issues or b) your weight does.
 
THE WRATH OF THOMAS

Thomas you only said what i think everytime i read these threads!
 
Re: Actually.. thomas

Or..

C) You're full of ****....

or

D) Nobody gives a **** anymore !

;)
 
Re: Actually.. thomas

we still talking about goin fast in bravos and losing licenses? or taking the ****? i quite fancied the long haul warp 9.2 trip to bullshit world actually :S
 
Re: Actually.. thomas

it can still be done chap, u just need some things before you set off...

Chrome spinning wheel trims...
Neon washer jets...
dirty big ill fitted motorsport sunstrip...
the list goes on

;)

Dan

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Well...

Until you've been in a 1.2 and actually tried to go fast like that, you really don't have much of a case to argue whether I'm telling the truth or not.

The bottom line is, thats what my speedo said - of course it is out (but so is everyone elses), as confirmed by me and many others in THEIR cars.

So shut up maybe?
 
Re: Well...

i cant beleive this thread has been resurrected.

i must say thanks to Steven Woods and my other 'fans' for their responses to my earlier comments as my only goal was to annoy/and have a laugh whilst doing it. Truly, without you i would be nothing. when will you learn though that ignorance towards a comment like mine would **** me off more than a bitchy reply.

anyone who says 'my 1.2 speedo read 124mph and i know its out but what the hey i'll try and be cool and say it anyway!!!', is the human equivalent of an FSE power boost valve.
 
Re: Well...

makes a nice noise though!
That's got to add at least 60BHp.
 
Re: Well...

Yes but... since ALL car speedo's are out, that means the HGT etc will be out as well, so we can all compare our "out" speedometers to each others ... I'm not claiming my Bravoi went nearly 120, im saying
the speedo said it did...

You really are a smartass little fanny arent' you... arrogant little ****! Bet you've got a 14yr old girlfriend too, and McD packets on your passenger footwell..... not to mention a posse of peachfuzz faced little gimp mates with kappa tracksuits
 
Re: Well...

watch your language mate, this is a forum with users of all ages. Please leave personal arguements off of the forum too. unless its something remotely to do with fiat etc, leave it out eh?

Dan

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also

"Truly, without you i would be nothing. when will you learn though that ignorance towards a comment like mine would **** me off more than a bitchy reply."

Yes, well this just makes you a ******. Still as long as you're happy! I could substitute every comment you've made with the words "blabbbbababa" and "duh" and you'd make more sense.

:)
 
oops

Me and my potty fingers - moderators, feel free to kill those messages / offending words!

But substitute them with something nice :)
 

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