What's made you smile today?

[ChrisUK]

I had Carrot cake yum!

 

[Captain Mike]

 

[punto_matt]

As a mark of respect fosters have temporarily stopped selling their lager across Australia.

Well you wouldnt want a warm beer, would you?

 

[Captain Mike]

As a mark of respect fosters have temporarily stopped selling their lager across Australia.

Well you wouldnt want a warm beer, would you?

bring on the infractions!

 

[Lolita]

ftmfw

 

[ChrisUK]

As a mark of respect fosters have temporarily stopped selling their lager across Australia.

Well you wouldnt want a warm beer, would you?

sorry but I 'd

 

[Captain Mike]

I fooking pissed myself but didnt want to be associated with matt when he gets banned

anyway the best jokes:

http://www.sickipedia.org/

 

[punto_matt]

Jade goody ones are better

If you have the Jade Goody 2009 calendar, could you please check and see if it's got all the months in it?

Mine only goes up to March.

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Jade Goody has cancer, and she claims that she is worried that hair loss might ruin her looks.

Nice to see she hasn't lost her sense of humour.

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Jade Goody has been cheered up by one bit of good news today.

She got ten quid on eBay for her hairdryer.

 

[ChrisUK]

omfg...

 

[JFL]

got every lady i work with a red rose

 

[punto_matt]

omfg...

Your right im sorry

I think its appalling that everyone's making jokes about Jade Goody having cancer.

Why can't you just be happy?

 

[Captain Mike]

I was in Tesco and saw a guy off Crimewatch who is wanted for several rapes. I tackled him to the ground and punched him unconscious. The police arrived and arrested me.

Apparently they use actors on the show.


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Statistically, 6 out of 7 dwarves are not happy.


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I bumped into a friend of mine I'd not seen in ages

"Are you still seeing that girl Helen?" I said.

"Nah, she bled to death from gonorrhea."

"You don't bleed to death from gonorrhea."

"You do if you give it to me."

 

[ChrisUK]

Your right im sorry

I think its appalling that everyone's making jokes about Jade Goody having cancer.

Why can't you just be happy?

P.S I still pmsl but i didn't want to publisise that fact

 

[Lolita]

*shakes with laughter* ... thoguh i am a bad person :shrug:

 

[Captain Mike]

I have to admit the dead baby jokes make me laugh most.

go on judge me.

 

[Captain Mike]

*shakes with laughter* ... thoguh i am a bad person with sausage fingers:shrug:

I've fixed that^

 

[Lolita]

P.S I still pmsl but i didn't want to publisise that fact

i just LOL at the gang rape joke on sickipedia

 

[punto_matt]

something to do with 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape?

 

[ChrisUK]

something to do with 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape?

Yes but that's called an orgy and is usully consentual

 

[Lolita]

something to do with 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape?

*cough*

:yeahthat:

but also found "statisics show that 6 out of 7 dwarves are not happy" funny too