What's made you smile today?

[Eklipze3k]

I'm bringing my own boobies so how does that work, do I get a really big pen?

No smiles today, too many bad things going on for friends and with work

Hearing about the £4k phonebill didn't even make you smile a little?

I'll have to try harder with my stories next time

 

[Helz]

Hearing about the £4k phonebill didn't even make you smile a little?

I'll have to try harder with my stories next time

Well a little, thank you

The crap stuff overrules it today though, sorry

 

[puntomadboy]

I'm bringing my own boobies so how does that work, do I get a really big pen?

for that you get the biggest pen there is...

 

[JFL]

playing mr nasty

he annoyed me, i left the msn convo swiftly and put my phone on silent and left it.... a text from his mum, and about 10 missed calls later, he rang the house phone.... and was crying.

least i know how he feels about me and doesnt want to do anything to hurt me

 

[Focus Owner]

girls are much easier

 

[JFL]

girls are much easier

maybe for me there not

they can be just as bad

 

[Rich_65402]

mehh single is the way forward this isnt by choice im just used to it now

 

[dave]

girls are much easier

how you know?

 

[Focus Owner]

cause im a man

 

[puntomadboy]

cause im a man

you sure... have dave check...

 

[Focus Owner]

yes all man down there

 

[dave]

cause im a man

but how you know about girls you read a book?

 

[JFL]

dave... whats a masturbation?

 

[Andy Monty]

dave... whats a masturbation?

nice one josh


:tosser:


just a word of warning Josh it can be bad for you health

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/7850666.stm

 

[JFL]

i know... especially if it gets in your eye

 

[Focus Owner]

dave i treat them how they want
ignoring once a month

and genral chat while i stay quiet

 

[dave]

dave... whats a masturbation?

 

[puntomadboy]

dave... whats a masturbation?

it's playing with the rabbit.. now i know why you asked dave... :devil:

 

[Andy Monty]

it's playing with the rabbit.. Now i know why you asked dave... :devil:

 

[puntomadboy]

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