Did it fall from the sky onto the front of the corsa after it was distressed? I have read the thread..
What's made you smile today?
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Did it fall from the sky onto the front of the corsa after it was distressed? I have read the thread..
sales calls
"Hello i understand you work in IT"
"yep"
"well our company can offer you IT support"
"thats what I do though"
"well we have all sorts of things we can help out with"
"but then i woudnt have a job"
"can i speak to your boss?"
"umm no"
phone gets put down.
how stupid can you get. hang on ill pass you over so you can arrange some work for yourself from my boss and make me lose my job. (i understand the chance of them being cheaper and more ifficient than in house IT is impossible but you never know they could outsource me)
i had one just like that yesterday..."hello, can you put me in touch with your company car manager?"
"you need to talk to Zenith who handle all of the fleet"
"can you put me in touch with your manager please, im calling from Hyundai cars and we have an exciting range of new cars to offer you"
"ok"
line manager: "what?"
"im from hyundai..."
"we dont want any of that ****e thanks"
and then i got told to tell them i was in charge next time and try and blag a free car for a week or two lol
At this point you should have asked them to name one exciting car in their range....then kicked off cos they were lying to you.
chain email at work
A first year primary girl handed in the drawing below for a homework assignment
After it was marked and the child brought it home, she returned to school the next day with the following note:
Dear Ms. Thompson,
I want to be very clear on my child's illustration. It is NOT of me on a dance pole on a stage in a strip bar. I work at Homebase and had commented to my daughter how much money we made in the recent cold weather. This photo is of me selling a shovel.
Mrs. Harrington
A first year primary girl handed in the drawing below for a homework assignment
After it was marked and the child brought it home, she returned to school the next day with the following note:
Dear Ms. Thompson,
I want to be very clear on my child's illustration. It is NOT of me on a dance pole on a stage in a strip bar. I work at Homebase and had commented to my daughter how much money we made in the recent cold weather. This photo is of me selling a shovel.
Mrs. Harrington
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Jimmy doesnt own that corsa anymore he sold it and has a cinq iirc
chain email at work
A first year primary girl handed in the drawing below for a homework assignment
After it was marked and the child brought it home, she returned to school the next day with the following note:
Dear Ms. Thompson,
I want to be very clear on my child's illustration. It is NOT of me on a dance pole on a stage in a strip bar. I work at Homebase and had commented to my daughter how much money we made in the recent cold weather. This photo is of me selling a shovel.
Mrs. Harrington
Where's the pic?
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OH yeah whats made me smile is getting my laptop back off sony
zavvi sale has gone from 10% to 20% to 25% so me thinks it will be going down more next week
Its the weekend!!! At last!!
yay!
looking forward to seeing you Sunday
lol me to!! Looking forward to a good day out then loads of laughs in the afternoon and seeing everyone again!! you'll have to tell beth that ive no money this time....lol
Not a lota
not much today, hopefully tonight will be good
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finally back home (see grumpy thread)
(see grumpy thread)
Still laughing at Jug's profile messages
been creating graphics for my website project for uni.. i been playing
i made a bunny!
but i also made the background image for my site
its lost quality from being converted to a jpg but you get the idea
i made a bunny!
but i also made the background image for my site
its lost quality from being converted to a jpg but you get the idea
can we see this site kaylorz
Can I have the password for your members only section kay?
i havent made it yet... im making all the layouts and graphics then im gonna code it. so wont be up for a good month or so
