What's made you smile today?

[Vimto Rolf]

Good luck

not the best weather in the world but i hope you do well

thanks

its actually dry here although it was windy last night and was raining earlier. at the moment its pretty calm and theres only a lil bit of surface water. although it is the exact same time i had my last test with the exact same weather

 

[Captain Mike]

going for my test at 11:30

how weird.

I was just thinking "when has rolf got his new test"

remeber touch his leg "accidently" you will pass.

 

[Vimto Rolf]

how weird.

I was just thinking "when has rolf got his new test"

remembertouch his leg "accidently" you will pass.

no ta ill just stick with my instructors advice : "calm down, slow down and be patient." "as long as you give him a smooth ride and there are no obvious faults you will pass"

and my mas words: "as long as you dont speed you will pass"

 

[Focus Owner]

hope you pass
i got a whole load of jokes lined up

 

[Captain Mike]

no ta ill just stick with my instructors advice : "calm down, slow down and be patient." "as long as you give him a smooth ride and there are no obvious faults you will pass"

and my mas words: "as long as you dont speed you will pass"

I smell BS again i doubt you have been speeding whilst you have been learning to drive.:bang:

 

[Vimto Rolf]

I smell BS again i doubt you have been speeding whilst you have been learning to drive.:bang:

nope.

not sumut to be proud of but first time i went on the dual carrageway near my house, went to overtake a chap and he sped up so put my foot down and realised i was sailing past at 85

 

[punto_matt]

nope.

not sumut to be proud of but first time i went on the dual carrageway near my house, went to overtake a chap and he sped up so put my foot down and realised i was sailing past at 85

Definately bull**** if you were in your car. An 8v cant out accelerate anything. Even a cyclist will do you in a straight line.

 

[alainax]

Got made a moderator on a vectra forum :devil:

 

[Captain Mike]

Definately bull**** if you were in your car. An 8v cant accelerate anything. Even a cyclist will do you in a straight line.

its true i got merked by one of these yesterday:

 

[Andy Monty]

Good luck rolf.....



(do we really want him on the roads?)


Also remember to check all your blindspots (including up your inside when turning left or after your emergency stop)

 

[Focus Owner]

i bet a farrarie at 1 of 9 lights in my 8v
and won
he got stuck behind a bus

also for me
taking a dump you thought was a no flush and it flushing
and im back to my before christmass weight of 16 stone
i hope it aint that water stuff

also my poo smelled of a brewery

 

[alainax]

Good luck Rolf

 

[Adrian Bravo]

Best of luck carl

 

[Ulpian]

Just been told the Team Meeting tonight is cancelled. Hooray!

 

[Captain Mike]

i bet a farrarie at 1 of 9 lights in my 8v
and won
he got stuck behind a bus

also for me
taking a dump you thought was a no flush and it flushing
and im back to my before christmass weight of 16 stone
i hope it aint that water stuff

also my poo smelled of a brewery

haha you fat bastard

 

[Focus Owner]

should i be offended
nah

 

[Captain Mike]

Rolf must be on his way to the test centre.

only minutes away from speeding around.

so what do we reckon fail pass?

I'm gonna go with Fail.

poll time daz? (you may get told off by a mod for making it but ill let you take the risk )

 

[punto_matt]

Fail, Far too confident which means he will fail. All he goes on about is how his instructor says he will pass which spells out fail. Also if your instructor didnt think you could pass he wouldnt bother putting you in for your test would he?

 

[Focus Owner]

will rolfee boy pass poll?

 

[punto_matt]

Go for it Daz