Just had my fun for the week:
Filling the car up with £50 of BP's finest petrol, 5 lads in a vw arrive at the pump opposite me.
As soon as he opens his door it stinks of cannabis.
Whilst the driver is putting about a tenner in the tank the others go into the shop to buy drinks etc, then come back.
I'm still filling whilst the driver goes in to pay for his fuel, takes a while too. He comes back out, gets in the car and winds his window down.
As I'm putting the filler back on the pump he shouts over: "Can you buy us some fags mate?" "No, sorry." I reply. He then asked "why not bud?".
I replied: "I'm an off duty copper."
I don't think I've ever seen a VW move so bloody quick!!

Hilarious.
Dom