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3 Weeks today til I get to see Alan Carr live. :D 2 weeks's today til Missey's very big birthday. ;)

Found out someone's address in under 10 mins just by looking at her FB pics, with her in the window and knowing the area she lives in. :chin: Then went to Google Maps and more or less confirmed it with her curtains! :D lmao Stalked!

Oooo have to tell me what hes like, I'm seeing him in September!
 
And your happy about that?

Yup. :D I'm a massive fan. :D Watched the "Tooth Fairy" DVD at least 15 times. :D

Oooo have to tell me what hes like, I'm seeing him in September!

I will, I'll probably do a report on here, as far as I know, he picked Lancaster as a test run for the material he wants to use on the Spexy Beast tour. :D I'll still go and see him in Manc though, if he's any good! ;)

Cross dressing - it's quite fun :)

Welcome to my world. :cool:
 
Lost another 3lbs this week, total of 3 stone 3 lbs now :D.

Also managed to get a smaller sized pair of jeans and smaller sized t-shirts, now in XL rather than XXL or XXXL. Very pleased with that so far, another two stone 11 lbs to go and I'll be where I want to be ish.
 
i was just messing around on confused.com and found out i can insure a HGT punto for just over a grand :devil:

not bad really considering im only 19 with 2 years no claim bonus
 
Attn: Beneficiary,

I am Mr. Ron Mills, the personal secretary to the FBI Director; Robert S.Mueller III. After proper investigations, we discovered that your impending payment
that have been withheld by imposters, claiming to be Mr. Mr. Lamido Sanusi (The New Governor of the Central bank of Nigeria), Mr. Patrick Aziza, Mr.
Frank Nweke, None existing officials of the Oceanic Bank of Nigeria and Zenith Bank, UK winning Lottery, Andy Lear of Hsbc bank, Coca-Cola winning lottery
and Mr Abdoulie Janneh (UNECA) among a list of others is now under our custody with the help of the Economic and Financial Crimes Commission (EFCC) and the
Local Police Force.

Investigations revealed that you have spent a lot on your personal earned money just to conclude the successful transfer of your funds to your nominated bank
account by obtaining transfer documents as requested by the imposters, costing you a lot of money but all to no avail. The FBI had to send some financial
crime investigators from our head quarters in Washington DC to Africa in other to carry out proper investigation, after receiving series of other reports
similar to yours as you are not the only person awaiting the legal transfer of funds from Africa.

The FBI has giving authority to the International Monetary Funds (IMF) to assist the Federal Ministry of Finance and all the organization involved; such a
the Central Bank, Zenith Bank, and Legit lottery organizations to immediately commence with the compensation of all the beneficiaries awaiting the successful transfer of their funds. With the help of some of the best Internet investigators attached to the FBI.

I am pleased to inform you that a meeting was held as regards the best way to carry out with the compensation exercise for transparency and most especially
to avoid reoccurrence of the delay in transferring your funds and the high cost of procuring transfer documents and came to a final conclusion as all head of
organizations involved was duly represented. It was approved to be issued to you as a valid international ATM card cashable at any ATM machine designation in
the world.

The ATM account has already being credited with two million, five hundred thousand United States dollars. ($2.5, 000, 000.00USD), with a daily Limit of withdrawal of Ten thousand United States Dollars. ($10.000, 00USD).The ATM card has already being packaged and approved to be delivered to your door
step via express courier delivery service.

Contact Mr. Peter Duke {Our FBI ATM Rep.} at the ATM PAYMENT CENTER and reconfirm your deliveryinformation as stated below and your security code with
five digit (24006) number has to be submitted alongside with your delivery information for security reasons.

DELIVERY INFROMATION:
FULL NAME:
DELIVERY ADDRESS:
CELLPHONE NUMBER:
CURRENT OCCUPATION
CONTACT INFORMATION:
NAME: Mr. Peter Duke
EMAIL: [email protected]

NOTE: Under normal circumstances you are suppose to come and collect your ATM CARD in person and sign some documents as proof of the collection of your ATM
CARD but the IMF and the Finance Ministry insisted that you pay for the delivery charges of your ATM CARD via western union money transfer, which will cost
you only 190GB.pounds, to cut down travel expenses in other for the western union payment receipt and the receipt of payment of 190GB.pounds, to the nominated courier company that will carry out with the delivery to your door
step to be documented in your file as proof your collection.

We hope that is very clear.

A receipt to this effect will be sent to you and a copy kept in your file for future documentation.

We also advise that you stop further communications with these imposters and forward any correspondence proposal you receive from them to Mr. Richard
Williams in other for the FBI to bring justice to does still at large.

Mr. Ron Mills.
For: Mr. Robert S.Mueller III
FBI DIRECTOR
 
When I picked up the new pug the dealership had a 7 day free insurance thing with Aviva, but it was only valid if they could quote for the year..... their first quote was £1500 I laughed at the guy on the phone and he straight away came back with £1300 saying that's the best they could do cos it's a new car it's allways going to be epensive. I rang Churchill (who I was already with) and they Quoted me £560 with next to no excess except on glass or if the GF stacks it.

Finally getting older is paying off! Although I am sure I'm now spending the money I'll save against cheaper insurance on things like deap heat / pain killers for aches and strains, and generally seem to buy more magazines and better quality food LMAO!
 
Getting pretty good at this drawing faces lark. Something i've never been able to do, so I thought I'd put in some practise, think I'm up to a decent standard with drawing faces now, Next mission is hands and feet :bang:
 
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