Whats made me grumpy, as always is Dave being grumpy. I'd like to see Dave being happy. According to statistics (made up) this would reduce grumpiness by at least 50% improving general happiness all round.
I put forward a motion to infuse Dave with herbal (legal) happiness to reduce grumpiness syndrome and improve general statistics by up to 50%.
i'm not 100% grumpy, i am happy that it was me and not some bugger who would have just drove off and left old lady to get run over by the the next car.