Lol 30 seconds! Bit generous there mate, even if I say so myself!
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LOL RIP if you did that.
She definitely needs a good pump.
She definitely needs a good pump.
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Dare you to say that to the nearest group of women irl
I will one day
. Waiting for the chance lol.I expect a kick in the ********...but that will just prove my point!
I will one day
I expect a kick in the ********...but that will just prove my point!
it is painfully but i agree with you men get a sharp kick to the testicles and i can imagine it hurts like hell
women at lest get offered gas and air, diamorphine and and epidural, any any woman who doesn't take a combination of the above is mental
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I'd take it all tbh .
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Same! I've had poos that I thought I was going to die! God knows what its like to push a kid out!
i'd get the kid cut out, keep my fanny nice n tight then
I'd get it routed to come out my ass, that's already given birth to a few monsters already, so no damage done.
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LOL. oh dear!
All my mates at uni have heard back about student placements, the scholarship and the bursary. I've heard nothing about any of them
I didn't even get interviews for my placement (that I'm on now) until August, though I did start to apply incredibly late. I was working 12 hours plus my second year, so I left finishing up my CV and applying until mid May (post exams)... dolt!
FYI, I applied for two via the University (that were actually advertising for placement students) and speculatively wrote to 46 other companies... only 15 bothered to reply at all, and only one gave me a telephone interview. So don't be put off if you send out a ton of letters and emails and get bugger all back (even more so for emails, where they could at least take 5 seconds to hit reply and paste in a form letter).
My grump, TalkTalk, check which ISP you'll be on if you have to move out for your placement
FYI, I applied for two via the University (that were actually advertising for placement students) and speculatively wrote to 46 other companies... only 15 bothered to reply at all, and only one gave me a telephone interview. So don't be put off if you send out a ton of letters and emails and get bugger all back (even more so for emails, where they could at least take 5 seconds to hit reply and paste in a form letter).
My grump, TalkTalk, check which ISP you'll be on if you have to move out for your placement
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Didnt win the 4X4 panda.. fkin auction sniper in the last 10 seccons flashed up and told me that i needed to pay to use it. yet it was ment to be free.
when the gods dont want you to have something they will destroy the whole world to make it so.
fml
when the gods dont want you to have something they will destroy the whole world to make it so.
fml
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i'd get the kid cut out, keep my fanny nice n tight then
I've heard if you give the doctor a couple of extra quid they'll add a couple of extra stitches in for you when he is tidying up down there
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"tidying up down there"
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oh God :
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