The road in my street is just a giant sheet of ice, lost control of the car on the corner for a second was heading straight for an oncoming car. then i over compensated the steering and went towards the path 
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I just deleted 2 hours of work becuase I thought I got it wrong... when it turns out the work requests were wrong but I had been manually adjusting them and doing them right... so back to the beginning... then the printer cocked up... then I realised the report layout has not been adjusted to show the new tax rates:bang::bang::bang:
I'm going to cry
I'm going to cry
spent 10 minutes trying to get a blackberry working and it didnt have the fookin Sim card in:bang:
waiting for bmwland admin to activate my account, bored
Ignored your advice, my dad tried tepid water on his car and it froze to it quite quickly being -6!
Antifreeze in a spray bottle ftw!
Todays grump? spending 15 minutes moving grit from the nearest grit box to the car so i could pull up the drive (nearest one was empty)
silly woman almost revesring into my car
basically there was a trolly in space opposite (at front) for me so only place she could possibily reverse would be into my space or go forwards into another space
she stopped i waited 30 secs she made no move
i set of she slams it in reverse so i slam on n put it into reverse then she has cheak to give me dirtys after she has just thrown this trolly into a tree with back of her car
basically there was a trolly in space opposite (at front) for me so only place she could possibily reverse would be into my space or go forwards into another space
she stopped i waited 30 secs she made no move
i set of she slams it in reverse so i slam on n put it into reverse then she has cheak to give me dirtys after she has just thrown this trolly into a tree with back of her car
I would of given her the V's of got out.
was in my mums car the other day and there was a massive traffic jam and two cars were parked up so we went round them but then they decided the wanted to go (no indicating).
didnt get past and gave an onslought of bibbing so i opened the window and gave them all sorts of hand signals until mummy told me off for starting trouble.
had it been my car i would of just turned the engine off and gone to sleep
lorry driver did somthing simular
stopped in middle of road a good 30 foot from opening
randomly
mates directly behind to left
he reversed down side of em stopped got out started giving it all that
so my mates drove past and i joined in from 30 foot down the road since i was a bit behind mates
then he walked up to traffic lights n we all got out he retreated
stopped in middle of road a good 30 foot from opening
randomly
mates directly behind to left
he reversed down side of em stopped got out started giving it all that
so my mates drove past and i joined in from 30 foot down the road since i was a bit behind mates
then he walked up to traffic lights n we all got out he retreated
:worship:
Are we long lost brothers :bang:
lol i got a
"close that window"
i get it from my dad we went down a country lane before and got right near the other end when a car came the other way and he wouldnt reverse even though it was like 20 metres but like 10x that for my dad.
so after a bit of propmting towards each other to move my dad just turned the car off and got out a newspaper
he said if i have to wait more than 5 minutes im gonna park the car here then we are going for a walk
i loved it
Magical Trevor
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I just killed my phone
my dad uses the im bigger rule
shame a jcb is bigger than the sprinter van
works best on roundabouts with intermitent traffic
he slowly stops every lane
then crosses under a hail fo horns
shame a jcb is bigger than the sprinter van
works best on roundabouts with intermitent traffic
he slowly stops every lane
then crosses under a hail fo horns
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I use the whos gonna ***** out of damaging there car first rule, it is quite important to judge it right though.
nice rule i go for the my exhaust is loud im playing music loud i will put my hood up r u gonna risk starting with a chav rule
i wont reverse if a cars bigger than mine and its more effort for me to
dad puts mirrors in on sprinter vans on the tigh turns
dad puts mirrors in on sprinter vans on the tigh turns
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nice rule i go for the my exhaust is loud im playing music loud i will put my hood up r u gonna risk starting with a chav rule
Its most effective when people wont let you filter into there lane. Just keep pulling futher and futher across and they will drop back before you hit them as them being a stubborn w@nker gets over ruled by the fact they dont want to damage there car.
try it
today im grumpy cos i have no idea if anything has been done about jamie logging on my fiat forum, reading my pm's and then trying and use them in a vindictive and malicious way, trying to f*ck up my personal life.
goes to show what a ***** he is doesnt it
goes to show what a ***** he is doesnt it
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today im grumpy cos i have no idea if anything has been done about jamie logging on my fiat forum, reading my pm's and then trying and use them in a vindictive and malicious way, trying to f*ck up my personal life.
goes to show what a ***** he is doesnt it
What? How....? Why..........?
yer want me to send a relly dirty one?
