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I want a job to more then anything to but i know i cant do that till i get fitso while i am might as well try get other things i want in life
why do you need to get fit
if you wanna know what unfit is you should see me
just dont try steroids they really dont help
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Ab-Normal Beauty
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why do you need to get fit
if you wanna know what unfit is you should see me
just dont try steroids they really dont help
Because i want to be a police officer so i need to get fit lol
An i wouldnt im not that stupid!
Just been outside to see what the cat had caught, found nothing, came back inside and realised I was spreading muddiness on the carpet:bang: Now going to have to clean carpet.
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started work at 5am this morning but was awoken at 2am by the phone ringing several times. didnt hear what it was about, was too pi$$ed off at the fact id been woken up so close to work time.
Anyways i got back from work to find me dads van was on the drive with the front end smashed in, turns out some bloke had a epileptic fit while driving, and ploughed through a concrete bollard into me dads van.
Been tidying the van a bit as me dads employees dont seem to understand rubbish goes in the bin.
The blokes insurance wont payout, say it was an act of god
Anyways i got back from work to find me dads van was on the drive with the front end smashed in, turns out some bloke had a epileptic fit while driving, and ploughed through a concrete bollard into me dads van.
Been tidying the van a bit as me dads employees dont seem to understand rubbish goes in the bin.
The blokes insurance wont payout, say it was an act of god
Ah, God does that - makes people have epileptic fits.
Insurance = :tosser:
Insurance = :tosser:
started work at 5am this morning but was awoken at 2am by the phone ringing several times. didnt hear what it was about, was too pi$$ed off at the fact id been woken up so close to work time.
Anyways i got back from work to find me dads van was on the drive with the front end smashed in, turns out some bloke had a epileptic fit while driving, and ploughed through a concrete bollard into me dads van.
Been tidying the van a bit as me dads employees dont seem to understand rubbish goes in the bin.
The blokes insurance wont payout, say it was an act of god
Claim against the vatican.
a fit is an act of god odd
TurboSei
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And I thought epileptics were banned from driving. God may induce fits but he doesn't make the bloke get behind the wheel
started work at 5am this morning but was awoken at 2am by the phone ringing several times. didnt hear what it was about, was too pi$$ed off at the fact id been woken up so close to work time.
Anyways i got back from work to find me dads van was on the drive with the front end smashed in, turns out some bloke had a epileptic fit while driving, and ploughed through a concrete bollard into me dads van.
Been tidying the van a bit as me dads employees dont seem to understand rubbish goes in the bin.
The blokes insurance wont payout, say it was an act of god
tell insurance if they belive in god then they must belive that he controls every thing so either nothing is insured as every acident is an act of god or every thing is insured, they cant say god does some things and not others
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TurboSei
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Sky man got mud all over the carpet I just hoovered.
And I thought epileptics were banned from driving. God may induce fits but he doesn't make the bloke get behind the wheel
Its once someone has been diagnosed with having an epileptic fit that they are banned from driving and operating any sort of machinery for something like 7 years.
If the insurance company claims its an act of god, take the F***ers to court
Well when me dad was on the phone to them he told them he doesnt believe in god, didnt work though
oooooooooooh.... lol why do things sound much more interesting over the internet? even things that are happening in the same house but spoke about over the interneti thought he was a lot older than 25
And I thought epileptics were banned from driving. God may induce fits but he doesn't make the bloke get behind the wheel
there not.... im kinda proof of that
