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Why have a dog and bark yourself.
She does my cloths, and I maintain her car a garden, whats wrong with that
its your clothes
do it yourself
she cleans em
do it yourself
she cleans em
It's her car,
sod it, she can check the tyres, service and clean the bloody thing
can't see it happening myself
im sure she does more
Do more then
forgetting all your stuff is more fun
forgetting all your stuff is more fun
man flu not going away
no sleep
no sleep
Almost got car jacked last night:bang:
F*cking foreigners
F*cking foreigners
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Get tax online
No need for MOT and stuff then
Wrong they check all the databases.
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Time to buy a double barrelled sawn off tbh.
wouldnt of helped wasnt in the car at the time.
all i had on me was keys (they were after my cousins car)
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Ah well time for him to buy one.
We need to send out the message that they can't come over here take our money and commit crime unless they want a face full of lead :devil: :slayer:
Might start carrying a spare set of keys to an old car of mine.
"give us your keys"
"ok"
job done
*later that evening*
"Where the £$^£^ is the damn car!!
"give us your keys"
"ok"
job done
*later that evening*
"Where the £$^£^ is the damn car!!
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Might start carrying a spare set of keys to an old car of mine.
"give us your keys"
"ok"
job done
*later that evening*
"Where the £$^£^ is the damn car!!
I'd prefer:-
Give us your keys
No f*** off home back to the country you came from
ok im gonna stab you
try it and ill blow you a new p***y hole in your face!
*Boom*
Ouch!.
:devil: :slayer:
there was 4 of of them and my cousin isnt the type to fight
he was almost in the car before they pulled up lol.i started talking and then they decided not to.
i had my keys spread inbetween my knuckles so if one jumped out i could of inbedded it into his face before running away
then they followed us so i rang my cousin who rang some peeps to get ready to smash the **** out of a 1 series BMW
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there was 4 of of them and my cousin isnt the type to fight
i started talking and then they decided not to.
i had my keys spread inbetween my knuckles so if one jumped out i could of inbedded it into his face before running away
then they followed us so i rang my cousin who rang some peeps to get ready to smash the **** out of a 1 series BMW
Thats the beauty of firearms you don't need to fight. Point pull trigger job done no need for calling for backup or running away. It also teaches the stupid c**ts a lesson they probably didn't get to learn (the easy way) in childhood.
id love to see if i got car jacked lol, theys be like get out the car so id be like ok so id get out they jump in try to drive off, i got my keyfob around my neck for alarm as its totally keyless/remote start ill shut the engine off lock the car and ebcause its all electronic including door pops, no handles to pull and only way out is through windows lol which aint that big so id whack em when they try get out lol
yeah but there are certain consiquences for shooting people.
if there was one of them i would of told him to eat my arse but 4 on 1 is a bit ambitious
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yeah but there are certain consiquences for shooting people.
if there was one of them i would of told him to eat my arse but 4 on 1 is a bit ambitious
Oh is there? According to Lock stock and Two Smoking barrels and Snatch. Down in laaaaanadddan you can shoot mofo's and get away with it? Are you telling me this aint true?
