What's made you grumpy today?

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What's made you grumpy today?

Bad drivers! Got cut off 3 times on the way home from work, 1 was very close, old woman with blinkers on!:bang:

I had the worst one today! Woman in a clio was going along the motorway-joining sliproad, I'm speeding up preparing to join, looking right, nothing coming, then all of a sudden I look in front of me and she's stopped where the dotted lines are! Thank god I have good brakes.

I know it's my responsibility to leave a safe gap and everything, but that's the last place in the world you expect someone to stop!

That's nothing aparantly an organised group of scrotes have been going round knicking cat converters!

I caught two nuggets under my car having a look (I pressume checking if I had a cat). I sneaked out and shouted "WHAT YOU DOING!" he jumped out of his skin and hit his head on my sill :ROFLMAO:.

Good reason to lower the car! B*stards wouldn't fit under mine unless they were stick insects!
 
My 4 year old son said he would put 2 crates of Guinness in the fridge for me while I had a shower. I've just been to check he did as he said he would.

He put them in the freezer instead of the fridge, "there's not enough room in the other one daddy".
 
My 4 year old son said he would put 2 crates of Guinness in the fridge for me while I had a shower. I've just been to check he did as he said he would.

He put them in the freezer instead of the fridge, "there's not enough room in the other one daddy".
Ah, the problem you have had there is not drinking it fast enough (y)
 
That someone ran over a cat, just left it there to die. I took it to my vets but was dead when I got there :-( So angry that someone could be so heartless.
 
I hate saving money. I don't even know what I am saving for. All I know is I have a target to meet before my birthday and if I don't manage it, i'll be grumpy.

Only just got back from work... back there in 8 hours. :bang:
 
im doing a taxi run for mrs jip0 tonight as it was her results day celebrations and everything was ment to be getting her at 2 from town i just got a phone call and there now going into liquid and im getting them at 3 *sigh*

im not gonna get home till 4 at this rate and i have work at 12 :cry:
 
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im doing a taxi run for mrs jip0 tonight as it was her results day celebrations and everything was ment to be getting her at 2 from town i just got a phone call and there now going into liquid and im getting them at 3 *sigh*

im not gonna get home till 4 at this rate and i have work at 12 :cry:
your crying about getting to give your girlfriend a visit and getting 7 hours kip?
 
I have uber bad BO :bang:(n):cry: had to load some stuff into the landy before work and now I stink :eek::eek: stuck in the office till luch time when I can nip out and get some BO killing spray :(
 
im doing a taxi run for mrs jip0 tonight as it was her results day celebrations and everything was ment to be getting her at 2 from town i just got a phone call and there now going into liquid and im getting them at 3 *sigh*

im not gonna get home till 4 at this rate and i have work at 12 :cry:

If it's liquid she probably won't come out alive anyway :eek:
 
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