First being called a bloke, then no boobs...:'(And anyways I do!
I actually have more than the average size 8 woman I think 
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First being called a bloke, then no boobs...:'(And anyways I do!
I actually have more than the average size 8 woman I think 
And anyways I do!
size 8
go get some chips woman
I think its a ploy by the manufactures...cos I always used to be a 10...think its the 'feel good' factor. If women fit an 8, they will buy more.
i forgot to buy bananas and grapes
also just spotted first fly of the year
Fella
Did they do much damage? When they tried to nick my sporting they just mucked the locks up...screwdriver, but they also had a go at my neighbours car and bent the door back
Whoops! Sorry Missey, wasnt concentating!
They tried doing the lock, but they managed to break the back of the barrel off, so it still wouldnt open, so theyve then bent the doorframe out.
They smashed the barrel off the column but broke the actual ignition switch at the same time (& the brake light switch), so they couldnt just start it with a screwdriver after they got past the steering lock.
Seems they gave up at that point...
Must have been kids looking for a joyride, I`m lucky she`s not burnt out in the park somewhere..
My mate (6` & 25 stone) who`s been using it was waiting at the window in a balaclava with an 18" machete from 2-5am waiting for them to come back...
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Another drive off at work, security manager got ****ty with me for it. Apparently its illegal if I don't remember the cars details...utter ********...long as I check they aren't on the phone, smoking and all that, I don't need to do anything else...thats down to the (crappy) cctv cameras to film the cars. Really getting fed up of the place...sooner I can leave the better!
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What a prick. I'd just point out how **** the CCTV is and that it's not fit for purpose (I.E. Record peoples reg plates).
pretty sure my housemate doesn't know how to turn a light off just on :bang:
if i have to turn the hall light off for her again i think i might blow up
if i have to turn the hall light off for her again i think i might blow up
you dont have to turn lights off until you are a dad!
me grumpy forgot pineapple
i do if i wanner have a reasonable bill :bang:
i feel like a dad living hear tbh
put energy savers ini do if i wanner have a reasonable bill :bang:
i feel like a dad living hear tbh
almost bought pineapple got kewi tho. my grump is got collect your own potatoes and they cost about 3 times the amount of bagged.you dont have to turn lights off until you are a dad!
me grumpy forgot pineapple
gonna go to nice green grocer monday tho
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If only it was that easy lol. Not like Tescos can't afford it! We are taking £600,000 a week at the moment, I'm sure spending a couple of thousand on some decent CCTV (we have more in the kiosk than on the 12 pumps!) wouldn't take long to pay for its self!
I've never known someone who drives off get caught/arrested as we can't prove they filled up.
my bread got mold on best before date was only yesterday
i got massive sack of spuds for 3 quid from farm
best before date was only yesterday i got massive sack of spuds for 3 quid from farm
think i might start filling up from you petrol station :devil:
was using this green grocer and my mate had onions in for about 5 months and still was good. bye bye tesco hello veg
my bread got mold on
But surely that means it isn't good today...best before = expect mould
My kitchen is horrible for that...and i dunno why.
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And my grump is my child drank all the milk before bed and didn't even leave me enough for a cuppa
good teeth thoBut surely that means it isn't good today...best before = expect mould
My kitchen is horrible for that...and i dunno why.
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And my grump is my child drank all the milk before bed and didn't even leave me enough for a cuppa
i have found tescos bell peppers have been spoiling before the best before date
im starting to fall out with tescos coz of that, i brought a bag of onions took them home that night cut one open and mouldy in the middle
