Technical what would you theroretically do theroretically?

[bulldog5046]

so you've theroretically just bought your 2.0 20v N/A and its got some theroretical low compression on its theroretical cyl number 5, you find its down to the thread in the head, you try to repair it and a stupid theroretical helicoil falls into the cyl then you managed to crush it and pull it out with your theroretical magnet on a stick....

what would you theroretically do now?

this is completely theroretical of course...

 

[Steven]

Theoretically I'd sell the car and return my driving licence to DVLA. Theoretically speaking you'd be too stupid to own a car or drive.

 

[Hellcat]

I'd buy a theroretical new head, possibly a cheap one with bent valves, put it all back together with new belts and tensioners and waterpump and clutch and enjoy several years and thousands of miles of worry-free motoring.

 

[bulldog5046]

I'd buy a theroretical new head, possibly a cheap one with bent valves, put it all back together with new belts and tensioners and waterpump and clutch and enjoy several years and thousands of miles of worry-free motoring.

what if you went and looked at a theroretical replacment head today and it seemed okay but the theroretical owner was a complete looney with long ginger hair, a reeceeding hairline and a thai mail order bride?

who then theroretically procedded to strip bits off the head a break some stuff after you theroretically said you would take it and you had to theroretically walk away.....

 

[Steven]

Theoretically I'd also return his driving licence to DVLA and shop his theoretical wife to immigration.

 

[custard]

in theory what was the point of this thread when you already have one started on this?

 

[Hellcat]

I'd find a head that aint owned by a crazy dude. There is still one up here in the scrap yard near me. That means there must be plenty around, and not too much demand.

 

[bulldog5046]

in theory what was the point of this thread when you already have one started on this?

just theroretically asking the coupe owners...

I'd find a head that aint owned by a crazy dude. There is still one up here in the scrap yard near me. That means there must be plenty around, and not too much demand.

but...this...person.... cant find another head around...

 

[custard]

well tell him in theory to stop whining and get on with it

 

[Hellcat]

Gawd.. I'll whop this head out this marea and bring it down to brooklands.. Whats it worth? I won't charge for breaking and carriage!

 

[bulldog5046]

Gawd.. I'll whop this head out this marea and bring it down to brooklands.. Whats it worth? I won't charge for breaking and carriage!

well i was gunna pay £150 for this one, if you can get that one cheaper it would be good, ask how much they want before you rip it out obviously, not that i'll be at brooklands anyway lol

 

[hmallett]

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