What best defines a Kev aka Chav?

[sammiboo]

Originally posted by JonnyBoy
The ultimate status symbol for the scum in South Yorkshire is tracksuit pants tucked into socks. Do Chavs anywhere else do this??

Yeah they do it in manchester/rochdale

I have a bling* bling* shiny blue thing

 

[bhoywondar]

hey mate wheres the option for 'all of the above'? And the stupid voice that they put on when talkin

FIAT!!! It Doesn't Move But It Looks Good!!

 

[Helz]

I've just spent my weekend laffing at every ned in B'ham . T'riffic.

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Proud owner of a silver Baby Brava with a Smiley air freshener​

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[sammiboo]

I have a bling* bling* shiny blue thing

 

[wolfracepunto]

lol. gotta be crap modded nova...."im gonna slam ma nova yar"

EVERYONE- SPRAY YOUR PUNTOS BLACK

 

[dave]

but not all chavs drive novas see here https://www.fiatforum.com/forum/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=10635

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[wolfracepunto]

lmfao. he reckons he looks ace[:X]

EVERYONE- SPRAY YOUR PUNTOS BLACK

 

[Mr_C]

why do lads like him get lasses like 13-16 years old its f**king SAD !

Black Punto 55s - Modding it up of course

 

[pink_LLx]

in the south east they are called pikeys. Are they called that anywhere else?

there are two types of pedestrians, the quick, and the dead...

 

[dave]

i thought pikeys were travelers that didn't travel or work! and are frowned on by the real travelers.
I must be getting old!|)

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[bodd]

its gotta be the hat.yeah they tuck there trousers into there shoes so they can steal stuff by dropping it through a hole in there pocket.i h8 them all. im from southeast n pikey is traveler with irish accent that steal any things and talk toofast. i h8 them too there the scum of the earth and make no contribution to england.[!]

http://www.cardomain.com/id/boddd

live by the sword die by the sword live by the pen and die bored.

 

[Mr_C]

wanna buy a dawg or a caravan ? ( in irsh accent )

Black Punto 55s - Modding it up of course

 

[JonnyBoy]

"D'ya like dags?" Hehe, Snatch..."I f***in' hate pikeys..."

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[bodd]

il fight ya fo it!

http://www.cardomain.com/id/boddd

live by the sword die by the sword live by the pen and die bored.

 

[dave]

i've just got an amber flashing beacon for the top of my merc for towing, does that make me a pikey?

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[bodd]

if you stole the merc and the flashing light then yes but other wise i think you can safley say that doesnt make you a pikey

http://www.cardomain.com/id/boddd

live by the sword die by the sword live by the pen and die bored.

 

[dave]

well the merc i bought for spares was a still thats the one i towed home, £97 cd player pieonear amp subs 5 spoke merc alloys, the engine purrs like a kitten, i feel like i stole it at the price, oh and a private plate (irish)

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[bodd]

oooo dave your making me think twice.lol thats well good deal wot you do with the rest of the car?

http://www.cardomain.com/id/boddd

live by the sword die by the sword live by the pen and die bored.

 

[dave]

Originally posted by bodd
oooo dave your making me think twice.lol thats well good deal wot you do with the rest of the car?

it will just sit in my garden, prouably put some bits of it up on ebay,

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[arseofbox]

Stick it on bricks....

Thats the proper chav effort!!!

Tom (AofB)

95 Cinq Sporting - Rattly GrpN Catback Exhaust, <font color="black">Buckets</font id="black"> and 3pt Harnesses, 10" Sub and 6x9's.
1242cc Engine to go in soon, boot delock soon, ETech Wing still in garage, so's the effing K+N!