Top tips!

[Ozric-Al]

Fretful mothers. Don't panic if your child is choking on an ice cube. Simply pour some boiling water down the childs throat and hey presto! The blockage is removed.

Has anyone got such an innovative solution to squeaky wipers?

Shabash!

 

[scotty]

if u put a nice film of oil over ur windscreen,it will cure the squeak not a prob! and the rain wont stick neither!

 

[Deperate Dan]

Oil them

 

[Ozric-Al]

Should have known better really. Any that would still enable me to see clearly?

Shabash!

 

[scotty]

Re: Re: Top tips!

use clear oil! shebang!

 

[Desperate Dan]

Re: Re: Re: Top tips!

Buy new blades then

 

[Ozric-Al]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Top tips!

Both replaced recently but still squeaking.

Shabash!

 

[Sabre23]

It's not the wipers that are squeaking, it's your windscreen!
Remove it to stop the squeak.

Mark.

 

[trev]

Re:Re: Top tips

twist the wiper blade arm a little

 

[Sabre23]

Re: Re:Re: Top tips

Twist it which way?

Mark.

 

[chris]

Re: Re: Re:Re: Top tips

I have the same problem and it drives me insane...

Cure please...

thanks

 

[Roger Ramjet]

Re: Re: Re: Re:Re: Top tips

That was really top stuff.

Quality piece of humour!

 

[TREV]

Re: Re:Re: Top tips

GIVE IT TWIST THE WAY IT MAKE THE MOST NOISE BUT DO NOT OVER DO IT

 

[patrick]

Leave the wipers alone !!!!!!

Just drive everywhere in reverse

 

[Sabre23]

Re: Leave the wipers alone !!!!!!

My rear screen wiper squeaks. Has anyone got a cure? PMSL!!

Mark.

 

[patrick]

Simple cure

Dont go out in the frigging rain

 

[Pete]

Re: Simple cure

The oil I used was squeaky...would twisting my windscreen help?

 

[Paul Maks]

Re: Re: Simple cure

Depends on the oil! Try twisting the oil while pouring at it should soulve the problem

Paul Maks

 

[Pete]

Re: Re: Re: Simple cure

What if I was to apply the oil whilst taking on the stance of high pant merchant Simon Cowell.....would that help???....I have already tried the Jay Leno stance but my chin kept getting in the way..

 

[Sabre23]

Patrick, this is Great Britain!
Not going out in the friggin' rain means not going out much at all!

Ony one thought of a mod which involves an umbrella?

Mark.