old but still good
A man walked into a therapists office looking very depressed.
"Doc, you've got to help me. I can't go on like this."
"What's the problem?" the doctor inquired.
"Well, I'm 35 years old and I still have no luck with the ladies.
No matter how hard I try, I just seem to scare them away."
"My friend, this is not a serious problem. You just need to work
on your self-esteem. Each morning, I want you to get up and run
to the bathroom mirror. Tell yourself that you are a good person,
a fun person and an attractive person. But say it with real
conviction. Within a week you'll have women buzzing all around
you."
The man seemed content with this advice and walked out of the
office excited. Three weeks later he returned with the same
downtrodden expression on his face. "Did my advice not work?"
asked the doctor.
"It worked alright. For the past several weeks I've enjoyed some
of the best moments in my life with the most fabulous looking
women."
"So, what's your problem?"
"I don't have a problem," the man replied. "My wife does."