Supermarket Scam - Beware!

[Hellcat]

I am posting this to you to warn you of something that happened to me as I am a victim of the latest scam at a Supermarket while shopping. This happened at Asda and it could happen to you.

Two good looking 18 year old girls come to your car as you are leaving.One starts wiping your windscreen with a rag and water while the other comes to your window saying "Hi" while bending over with her breasts almost coming out of her blouse. It will be impossible not to look.

When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say "No" and beg you for a ride to another supermarket. You agree and tell them to sit in the back seat. On the way, they start having sex with each other. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs oral sex on you, while the other one steals your wallet.

I was assaulted last Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday and Friday, but I couldn't find them Saturday or Sunday.

Be careful!

 

[serin]

which Asda was this?

 

[Hellcat]

Hartlepool, Stockton and I havn't found them at the Middlesborough branch yet.

 

[pinin__prestatyn]

Ha ha I was expecting one of those stupid hoaxes everyone emails out!

 

[christopher watson]

I'll have to visit hartlepool soon

 

[PNL]

I wonder if my heart could take the strain what a way to go :dead:

 

[bulldog5046]

any preferable time?

 

[Andy_sx]

hell yeah, ROADTRIP!!!!!

whos up for a fiatforum convoy...??

ill lead

 

[Bunny]

Does this mean that all the men will be doing the shopping and leaving us females at home?

 

[Andy_sx]

probably... but its a bit of a trip for the shopping alone, the frozen stuff would have melted by the time i got home

 

[PNL]

Does this mean that all the men will be doing the shopping and leaving us females at home?

Hey i always do the shopping may aswell get some perks

 

[Helz]

Does this mean that all the men will be doing the shopping and leaving us females at home?

House Par-tayyyy

 

[PNL]

House Par-tayyyy

Hell no babe we will be lockin u up till hubby gets back [EXHAUSTED]


FROM SHOPPING

 

[Helz]

Hell no babe we will be lockin u up till hubby gets back [EXHAUSTED]


FROM SHOPPING

Thank god I'm single and loving it

 

[Bunny]

I'll be banning Hellcat from doing the shopping alone

 

[Trav 1.1uno]

lol, is there a scottish version?

 

[PNL]

Watch out Rob helz is bring out the bromide :yuck: keep her away from bunny

 

[PNL]

Thank god I'm single and loving it

Single awww thats sad must find u a solvent adorable companion

 

[Andy_sx]

singles not all that bad... has its pros and cons...

house party or some random birds (meaning i have to go shopping...) hmmmm decissions decissions

 

[sumplug]

well ive shopped at asda in trafford park, all they have there is old bags and incontinent men