Fantasia
So today I gave the car a couple of successful test starts and booked the M.O.T for tomorrow afternoon!
I needed to get the tail light bulb changed...
..or so I thought. As soon as I opened the cluster the bloody thing started working.
I took the bulb out, cleaned it and put it back in just to be sure.
So to the front of the car. Take the spare wheel and jack out; then undo the 10mm nut that holds the washer bottle in place and move it to one side...
...so you can remove the harness and undo the three 8mm nuts that are holding the headlight in place.
Lucky this isn't J-tuner otherwise I'd be sticking an air filter there.
Once off you need to strip the indicator assembly, sidelight, loom and terminals...
...this can be problematic when the plastic headed screws have reacted to twenty or so years of Ultra Violet radiation. There are different methods of getting these screws out, some use a dremmel and small cutting disc, some make a small pilot hole and stud extractor, some use a hammer; personally I heat the end of a flat screw driver up enough to make a grove and unscrew it that way.
Plan A; remove the headlight from the red Panda and swap indicator lenses. Simple eh?
Snap!
Snap!
Crack!
Bugger!
Plan B get the spare headlight with the dis-attached reflector, smash the lens from the Fantasia headlight and use the lens from the spare.
Going well. This could actually work.
SMASH!!![big]
One finger has a chunk the size of a five Pence piece missing the other needs a few stitches. Haven't got time for that fuss so for the rest of the operation I was wearing a couple of plasters and a pair or marigold gloves with the cuff secured with rubber bands to stop the blood leaking.
Plan C; the same as Plan B but using the lens from the red Panda. This time using a cutting disc instead of grinding the plastic back.
Success! :slayer:
So I carefully smashed the Fantasia lens up and scraped the crap out of the channel as much as possible before cleaning...
...the joys of single life eh guys?
Top tip for you here. Use the cheapest washing up liquid you can find as the one that leave your skin as soft as your bum have moisturisers that can leave smears on your lens and/or reflectors.
Well I was wearing marigolds.
All clean and dry ready for Tiger seal (by a different name)...
...and reassembly...
...another couple of top tips for you, I used a hair drier on a low heat setting to make sure there wasn't any moisture in the channel and a bit of WD40 on the reflector to get rid of the smears and protect the surface from condensation later.
Good as new-ish.
Just need to leave it somewhere warm, dry and safe until the morning...
...and the Fantasia is ready for M.O.T
Gulp!
Not to take anything away from my overwhelming sense of achievement today, but I had an idea, it worked and I only lost half a pint of blood.
Like Brain Warner once sang...
"Whatever doesn't kill you is gonna leave a scar". :slayer: