OT: Whats the worst you've turned out for work?

[Chris]

You guys probably wouldn't believe me if I told you, but I've had 4 cans of Worthys and 4 cans of Bud, just cracking open some wine.

Whats the worst state you've turned out into work?

Chris

 

[Tommy L]

After an all day sesh on a sunday, waking up in a hurry on monday and head still spinning and still sluring!

Kept my mouth shut till lunch time and all was OK!

 

[Anonymous]

I'm a small guy and wine goes straight to my head, bit of a light weight, round a mates house, two and a half bottles each later, although i had a bit more than that and i was out of it, to sleep on the couch... a corner couch and i slept half hanging over the corner lol and up at 8, work at 12 - 8, sold nothing for the day, fell asleep through most of it and convinced everyone i was as sick as a dog, got loads of sympathy till the end of the day when i told them i was hung over, hangover from 12 - 8, not nice

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[maxim]

absolutly feckin hammered, last year, my bday, 3 day bender no sleep inbetween straight to work shower clubin work clubin. was jus drunk 4 3 days, and considering i was working doin catering meant more drink during day.

slept like a baby on the 4th day tho!!

 

[Dan]

after a night that ended up with me waking up on a toilet in my friends house i got a lift to work. and decided i could not do alot so attempted to peel some potatoes and do easy jobs, i got sent home as i was unable to function at all.

result

 

[Allan Wall]

re

after a england match one i was steaming had to drive to work hung over ( which was the worst bit, felt awful and will never do it again) then just throwing up in work toilets for firs thour, then practically asleep with my head on the desk for the rest of the morning!

 

[Chris]

Well.. my thoughts of the next day got the better of me, so the wine went down the sink in the end and I feel absolutely fine this morning.

I had a friend (female of course ) over before, drinking until about 5 in the morning. I was up at 7 for work. I was not a pretty sight at all, I can tell you. I don't really remember much about work that day, which is not that surprising, but how I didn't get sent home I'll never know!

Chris

 

[Matt]

I've done this a few time - not recently though as it was becoming a bit too frequent.

The 2 worst ones from memory:

I used to work in a nursing home kitchen and so had to work christmas day etc, I had been out on the sauce the night before and got absolutely trolleyed. I "came to" about 8pm the following night to find out that I had done a 9-3 shift at work and went round to the gf's for christmas dinner. To this day I can't remember either lol.

When I started the job I'm in now I used to work a 5-11 shift and would regularly (everyday) meet up with a lad(s) from work for a quick one before going into the office. On this particular day another friend wa off work so we went for a few games of pool and some brews, then I went and met the guy I work with. Between 1.30 and 5 I managed to put away 10 pints of lager and staggered into work. Fook knows how I didn't get the sack for my shenanigans

(I also got wrecked last friday lunchtime and made some noise in the office because my volume button was broken )

 

[Tommy K]

I've grown up outta gettign drunk......


In fact I smile every work morning looking over @ the hung overs thinking...I wonder how much I saved last night not getting into the state they're in!!


Plus I'm 1 of those people who would play loud music, stomp around & keep pestering them to work!!


Why should you get paid the same as me yet you can't function due to being hung over??


I think you should all feel ashamed of yourselves!!!



I know wot you mean Alan... I use to drive to work after an all night bender, stay round a mates and had to drive to work using my right hand to force my eye lids open!!!!


Told myself to never do it again... this happened nearly every sunday morning for 6months!!! lol

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[Martin]

Had an all dayer on the Beaujolais Nouveau one time.

We were commissioning a new plant in France and there was a gang of us and our Gaffer...

Anyway TCALSS we were completely mullered, one of the guys climbed to the top of the brand new, brilliant white, distillation column (about 150 feet)and promptly threw up over the side, leaving a pink/red stain all down the side of it...

My boss always used to say "I don't care how bad you are, get your arse into work on time, I don't expect you to do FXXX all, but I will not tolerate hangover as an excuse for a sicky"

Ever since, when it comes to drinking and work my motto is "If you are willing to hoot with the owls, you've got to be prepared to soar with the eagles."

On reflection, I think this one should have gone on Patrick's ramblings thread!!!!!

 

[Anonymous]

I once went in without ironing my shirt :O

 

[KeithR]

Got the ferry back from amsterdam on a monday morning, arrived in newcastle about 10:00am, home for 11:00am, $hit shower shave, got dressed, missus drove me to work for 12:30pm

Spent the whole day walking along corridoors in a 'the boat is still rocking from side to side' kind of way - cant have looked very well

KeithR

 

[john]

two occasions on a comedown.



very very BAD

 

[Wimmy]

Drove back from Belgium after a heavy night in Ostende. that was fun. Luckily I wasnt hung over but my mate was in a really bad way. Threw up several times on the journey back

 

[Nick]

Well my worst is easy, Boxing day of this year down at a gatecrasher event in Newport(South wales) Had about 10 pints and sum vodka red bulls, and a few shots (between about 8pm and 6am), worst state ive eva been in my life!! and walked home to cwmbran got in about 7:00 i think went to bed for half an hour and then up and in work for 9. Had such a bollocking!! lmao

 

[Chris]

You even had red blood spots around your eyes cos you were so tired!! Hahaha

Chris

 

[Nick]

And you werent so fresh yourself this morning so f**k you!! and those red spots was from where i was being violently sick the following day haha!!

 

[Chris]

It's all good!

Chris

 

[Roberto]

So what's the general consensus...

Chris & Nick...


Laurel & Hardy

Or..

The Chuckle Brothers

Rob
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[Roberto]

Maybe even...

Bill & Ben !

Rob
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