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donnylad
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right on the way home from a steady drinking sesion which i was forcefully led into by my drunken conshence where i had maybe a little more than a few 64's i came across an angry motorist which is suprising in my area, while my girlfriend was at the lights on a hill i was looking at a guys car which was to say the least a upside down skip with 73 exshuasts and a set of toilet seats in the front, anyway the guys said to me in a polite manner "the the brass monkey balls are you looking at" to which i replied " i dont know my dear friend im still collecting thoughts" to which he replied " right then dear sir i challnge you to a doncaster duel" to which i said sure my friend i will oblige this friendly request" in wich he then proceeded to get out of his car not only forgetting to put his hand brake on but also forgetting that this hill is quite steep and long, then as i watched him delightfully running after his car i also spotted a police car coming up the hill to which i can say didnt end very well as when the car had a near miss with the dear officers car the officer wasnt best pleased to which the lights changed and i left the scene of what can only be described as a missing scene from the CARRY ON collection,
and the morel of this story is never eat a camels ear whilst riding naked on a sheep in the desert.
and the morel of this story is never eat a camels ear whilst riding naked on a sheep in the desert.
lol