No sex tonight then

[Neofolis]

Random is good and certainly not unseen on this forum.

 

[Babysei]

I must stop watching chubby

 

[Bob in disguise]

i've heard it called "slamming" before i guess it must be some chav word. Sounds like it to me

 

[twincamms]

Chav???

So you feel at home then Bob?

 

[KirstyTL]

..there aren't really any good ways to describe the physical act of luuurve they're either too crude or too sentimental

 

[Neofolis]

I wouldn't go as far as to call shagging crude, but it doesn't convey the sense of importance that some women and less frequently men seem to associate with it.

It really doesn't matter what you call it, it doesn't change what you do. I'm sure some people are still under the delusion that it is some kind of holy act. It's just sex, get real. It's something fun to share with someone close or something still fun to share with whoever you like, if you don't have someone close.

 

[Bob in disguise]

Re: Chav???

So you feel at home then Bob?

Wow i wore a cap
get over it
i'll make sure i dont again

and it was only because i needed a hair cut

 

[blackJTD]

ever heard, "if the telly's broke, its worth a poke"? always makes me laugh lol

 

[Bob in disguise]

no never heard it before but it just made me laugh

 

[KirstyTL]

The worst gotta be "when the river runs red take the dirt track instead"

 

[Neofolis]

That made me laugh more. Although, not a philosophy I follow, sex is messy whatever, so who cares.

 

[KirstyTL]

The one who washes the sheets I suppose!

 

[Neofolis]

Ahhhh, the washing machine then.

 

[surfin_fella]

now this is one of those threads.......!!!

 

[Neofolis]

They all become won of "those" threads if they survive long enough.

 

[KirstyTL]

minds in the gutter every one of you :shakehead

 

[Neofolis]

Sorry, what on earth were we thinking, I hope we haven't corrupted your innocence.

 

[KirstyTL]

I think it may be too late...oh no. Whatever shall I do?! *gasps*

 

[Neofolis]

Well you're better off without it. At least now you can have fun with Jack Sparrow.

 

[Neofolis]

Oops, what did I just do.