General NEC Restoration Show 12-13th April

[onemanmade]

onemanmade you've got the name tag making job, but what's a pokeyman? [/QUOTE]

Even though I guess you are joking this actually sounds really cool to me if thats not pandamadness I don't know What is

 

[Palio]

onemanmade you've got the name tag making job, but what's a pokeyman?

Even though I guess you are joking this actually sounds really cool to me if thats not pandamadness I don't know What is [/QUOTE]

Well I was sort of, but if you want to.....

We'd have to come up with a cunning plan to include all the Clubs, probably involving a neep!

 

[VmanC]

VmanC the show is ON for next year and will be bigger. Dates are 28/29th March 2015, so maybe Pinky can go back up restored? :idea: Panto to finish first please (Brooklands/Castle Combe/Scotland all need him!) :worship:

That's good news, I think.

Would be good to have him finished for the next show.

 

[onemanmade]

Even though I guess you are joking this actually sounds really cool to me if thats not pandamadness I don't know What is

Well I was sort of, but if you want to.....

We'd have to come up with a cunning plan to include all the Clubs, probably involving a neep! [/QUOTE]

Out if interest why would it involve a turnip??

 

[Palio]

Well I was sort of, but if you want to.....

We'd have to come up with a cunning plan to include all the Clubs, probably involving a neep!

Out if interest why would it involve a turnip??

Baldrick in Blackadder often had a cunning plan which usually involved a turnip! :spin: His plans never worked, so it's something to aim for....

Can't see a clip, but I found a mug!! http://www.zazzle.co.uk/cunning_plan_mug-168330303824571459

 

[homeward]

Out if interest why would it involve a turnip??

Of course, only tatty Pandas would be allowed.... Bum-bum.

 

[Palio]

Of course, only tatty Pandas would be allowed.... Bum-bum.

You really said that????!!!!! Need a HUGE groan smilie :doh:

: It was awful but I like it - to misquote a comedian everyone's forgotten!

 

[homeward]

You really said that????!!!!! Need a HUGE groan smilie :doh:

: It was awful but I like it - to misquote a comedian everyone's forgotten!

Thank you...! I aim to please.... :worship:

Dick Emery -- a god amongst men. Now sounds like some sort of S&M implement.... :yuck:

 

[onemanmade]

Baldrick in Blackadder often had a cunning plan which usually involved a turnip! :spin: His plans never worked, so it's something to aim for....

Can't see a clip, but I found a mug!! http://www.zazzle.co.uk/cunning_plan_mug-168330303824571459

Of course, only tatty Pandas would be allowed.... Bum-bum.

Aah of course! I remember now

These puns are Gold, 9 "Carrot" Gold

 

[homeward]

These puns are Gold, 9 "Carrot" Gold

How swede of you to say so....

 

[homeward]

If anyone can work the word 'haggis' into one of these jokes, I shall be on the phone to Macsweens, to order them a suitable prize.... :nutter:

Cameron -- you must have the advantage here....

 

[Palio]

If anyone can work the word 'haggis' into one of these jokes, I shall be on the phone to Macsweens, to order them a suitable prize.... :nutter:

Cameron -- you must have the advantage here....

H'aguess it would be quite difficult!! (haggis, I guess, H'aguess? Never mind, it's not good if you have to explain it! Works if spoken in a Scottish accent though!!).

 

[homeward]

H'aguess it would be quite difficult!! (haggis, I guess, H'aguess? Never mind, it's not good if you have to explain it! Works if spoken in a Scottish accent though!!).

That's pretty good, er, awful, I suppose....

 

[Palio]

That's pretty good, er, awful, I suppose....

Unfortunately that was worstest I could do in the time available. I'm meant to be halfway to Cheltenham by now, and I don't even have a Panda to drive to compensate I guess it had better be the Abarth which is covered in Saharan sand (still!!), but at least will make up a bit of time (where limits allow! ).

 

[onemanmade]

If anyone can work the word 'haggis' into one of these jokes, I shall be on the phone to Macsweens, to order them a suitable prize.... :nutter:

Cameron -- you must have the advantage here....

H'aguess it would be quite difficult!! (haggis, I guess, H'aguess? Never mind, it's not good if you have to explain it! Works if spoken in a Scottish accent though!!).

Dont think I can do any better than "H'aguess", you are truely the great chieftain o' the "Punning" race Palio

 

[homeward]

Dont think I can do any better than "H'aguess", you are truely the great chieftain o' the "Punning" race Palio

That is magnificent! I bet Burns is giggling in his grave!

Are Pandas wee, sleekit and timorous...? :chin:

 

[onemanmade]

That is magnificent! I bet Burns is giggling in his grave!

Are Pandas wee, sleekit and timorous...? :chin:

Thanks

Yes, but my love for my panda is like a red red rose, but unfortunetly the oil is flowing gently

 

[the stig/130]

Dont think I can do any better than "H'aguess", you are truely the great chieftain o' the "Punning" race Palio

reet petit! (as they say in lancashire)

 

[Palio]

reet petit! (as they say in lancashire)

No, sorry, you've lost this southerner with "petit".

Reet I'm allreet with. The only reet petite I understand is a Jackie Wilson song.......

 

[the stig/130]

No, sorry, you've lost this southerner with "petit".

Reet I'm allreet with. The only reet petite I understand is a Jackie Wilson song.......

reet petite, missed the E off, (right small lady!) although most women up in oldham have some meat on them