Shocking Beast of Bodmin Photos!
(From the Bodmin Post)
"Tales of mysterious large animals abound in Britain, with sightings as far apart as Kent and Scotland.
Photographs and even films had been taken of these beasts, but there has been little physical evidence to support the sightings. That was until recently when we have found clear evidence that the beast exists!
This picture was given to Bodmin Post Editor Goober Kirkwood by a reader who has seen the beast on a regular basis. It was taken by shooting the camera through a pair of binoculars.
Seemingly is it is a rouge Fiat Panda roaming the moors attacking animals and pets. Here it is seen leaving one it it's victims behind and making a break for the moor!
Following publication of this picture, pressure is mounting on the Government to re-open the inquiry into the so-called Beast of Bodmin. In 1994, the sightings on Bodmin Moor became such a major topic of public debate that the Government ordered an inquiry.
Experts from the Ministry of Transport spent 26 days looking into the issue, but found no conclusive evidence. The case was left open.
Paul Tyler, MP for North Cornwall and a staunch believer in the beast, said he would be sending a copy of the new photo, along with other recently collected evidence, including letters from Bodmin Post readers, to Transport Minister Dr Stephen Ladyman.
An expert on these 'Pandas' Steve from the PSnI (Panda Society Northern Ireland) and a respected writer on the 'FiatForum.com' was interviewed by the Bodmin Post. Steve says that usually pandas are heard animals, usually collecting in packs... Mostly in the 'Dollingstown' area of Craigavon where they seems to mate and re-cooperate. Steve went on to say that pandas are normally very safe as pets and that he has a few himself and that they are perfectly harmless with other animals and with children. Unfortunately they do seem to react badly with 'Wives' and 'Mother-in-Laws'. Especially 'Mother-in-laws' as they can't seem to tell the difference between domesticated pandas and feral ones.
Steve finished the interview by saying that if you are approached by this panda that the first thing you should do is hand you wallet to you 'wife' and 'walk away slowly'. Actually Steve said that about approaching any panda.....
Steve seen recently showing the public the benefits of a well trained panda. "Sit, Sit, SIT" he says with a very stiff arm movement letting the little car know who's boss