General Mystery photo comp....

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General Mystery photo comp....

Maybe it's Pete Burns in a Panda suit wearing a Gorilla coat on a Panda bonnet?

How's that for post modern?:p


SHOCKING NEWS!!!

Even more shocking than the fact that Steve got that heap anywhere near an MOT station...

Panda's breed in Captivity!!!

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See more panda erotica at www.niimc.com!!!

Jim
 
Shocking Beast of Bodmin Photos!

(From the Bodmin Post)

"Tales of mysterious large animals abound in Britain, with sightings as far apart as Kent and Scotland.

Photographs and even films had been taken of these beasts, but there has been little physical evidence to support the sightings. That was until recently when we have found clear evidence that the beast exists!
This picture was given to Bodmin Post Editor Goober Kirkwood by a reader who has seen the beast on a regular basis. It was taken by shooting the camera through a pair of binoculars.


Seemingly is it is a rouge Fiat Panda roaming the moors attacking animals and pets. Here it is seen leaving one it it's victims behind and making a break for the moor!


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Following publication of this picture, pressure is mounting on the Government to re-open the inquiry into the so-called Beast of Bodmin. In 1994, the sightings on Bodmin Moor became such a major topic of public debate that the Government ordered an inquiry.

Experts from the Ministry of Transport spent 26 days looking into the issue, but found no conclusive evidence. The case was left open.

Paul Tyler, MP for North Cornwall and a staunch believer in the beast, said he would be sending a copy of the new photo, along with other recently collected evidence, including letters from Bodmin Post readers, to Transport Minister Dr Stephen Ladyman.

An expert on these 'Pandas' Steve from the PSnI (Panda Society Northern Ireland) and a respected writer on the 'FiatForum.com' was interviewed by the Bodmin Post. Steve says that usually pandas are heard animals, usually collecting in packs... Mostly in the 'Dollingstown' area of Craigavon where they seems to mate and re-cooperate. Steve went on to say that pandas are normally very safe as pets and that he has a few himself and that they are perfectly harmless with other animals and with children. Unfortunately they do seem to react badly with 'Wives' and 'Mother-in-Laws'. Especially 'Mother-in-laws' as they can't seem to tell the difference between domesticated pandas and feral ones.

Steve finished the interview by saying that if you are approached by this panda that the first thing you should do is hand you wallet to you 'wife' and 'walk away slowly'. Actually Steve said that about approaching any panda.....

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Steve seen recently showing the public the benefits of a well trained panda. "Sit, Sit, SIT" he says with a very stiff arm movement letting the little car know who's boss
 
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Fiat Launch 'Greenest Car Ever'

Italian car manufacturer Fiat is hot on the heals of Toyota's environmental credibility with the launch of it's greenest car ever!

The New EcoPanda (Mk3b with the thicker bar at the top off the grill)

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Recently deceased Fiat President Gianni Agnelli talking through a medium said "Non spit su esso se fosse su fuoco, ché carico di rifiuti..."

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Gianni Agnelli telling PM Silvio Berlusconi "Dont drink the gin!"

The NIIMC's Steve said that the car was also great leap forward in safety too. "Emphasis on speed at the expense of safety causes frequent accidents and sometimes even resulted in fatalities. Putting a giant tree on the roof will no doubt get an automatic EuroNcap 5star rating....

Panda Society NI member Jim Magill said that "This is a fantastic idea by fiat and I can see it being a big seller with the 'Treehuggers' as they will be able to take their nearest and dearest trees with them everywhere"

"Friends of the Earth" where unavailable for comment. A spokesman said "As soon as we've all changed our trousers we'll release a statement....."

In other news....

Tesco issue an urgent warning to the shoppers of Carrickfergus to return 'contaminated' Gin bottles. Tesco believes that the gin may have 'hallucinogenic' properties.....
 
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