£5 Secret Santa

[Most Easterly Pandas]

I really should stop going in for it, as I never know what to get the other person as its always female :bang:

Got to spend around £5 on a 22yo Girl.

What do I get

 

[Captain Mike]

I ****ing hate secet santa.

 

[Most Easterly Pandas]

I ****ing hate secet santa.

What pisses me off more is that I always seem to just get whoever is left over at the end :bang:

 

[Captain Mike]

What pisses me off more is that I always seem to just get whoever is left over at the end :bang:

I always get the person with no personality/sense of humour:bang:

 

[Focus Owner]

dildo

 

[Focus Owner]

were doing it in the flat got other guy a bb gun for a quid

 

[Most Easterly Pandas]

First secret Santa My manager got me. He got me a pimp my ride book as it had that pimped green Panda in.

Second year a colligue got me a jerry can full of petrol as I kept bitching about petrol prices, and last years was the most point less at some 'rear view mirror dice', a windscreen frost guard thingy and a tacky man thong :bang:

God only know what I might get this year

 

[dave]

dildo

:yeahthat: an a pair of slippers

 

[dave]

First secret Santa My manager got me. He got me a pimp my ride book as it had that pimped green Panda in.

its not secret Santa if you know who its from :nutter:

 

[Most Easterly Pandas]

its not secret Santa if you know who its from :nutter:

The whole point is to guess and find out in the end.

lol.

 

[tim1989]

Got to spend around £5 on a 22yo Girl.

box of rubbers and a map to your house:slayer:

 

[Most Easterly Pandas]

box of rubbers and a map to your house:slayer:

Unfortunatly she comes with baggage

 

[tim1989]

Unfortunatly she comes with baggage

:shrug:so your banging her not dating her

 

[Kier]

I really should stop going in for it, as I never know what to get the other person as its always female :bang:

Got to spend around £5 on a 22yo Girl.

What do I get

I'm in the same boat...18yo girl...dont really know her that well...

 

[bludvl_x19]

I'm in the same boat...18yo girl...dont really know her that well...

So use tims method, and get to know her...box of rubbers and a map to your house

 

[tim1989]

So use tims method, and get to know her...box of rubbers and a map to your house

the only problem is when she get there you have to find away of getting rid of the rubbers:chin:

 

[bludvl_x19]

the only problem is when she get there you have to find away of getting rid of the rubbers:chin:

Half a box then? And when theyre finished just keep going?

 

[EmmaM88]

We just done it in our house (I got a 19 yr old)

I got some fluffy bed socks (all laminate in this house, its cold), some chocolates and some post it notes/book sticker thingys as she was moaning her ones from pound land were poo

I'd recommend just getting a few little things.

Chocolates are easy to get

 

[Most Easterly Pandas]

So use tims method, and get to know her...box of rubbers and a map to your house

Lol. But half the store have already been there


Ta for the tip Emma

 

[Captain Mike]

Lol. But half the store have already been there


Ta for the tip Emma

Get on it then