Killed for queue jumping

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Killed for queue jumping

Its when drivers tear arse down a lane on the M/way that is clearly signed up as closed for a mile then want to push into the open queuing lanes that pisses me off big style... I am almost tempted to Road Rage! :eek:
 
Its when drivers tear arse down a lane on the M/way that is clearly signed up as closed for a mile then want to push into the open queuing lanes that pisses me off big style... I am almost tempted to Road Rage! :eek:

you drive an alfa, you should be joining them. :D
 
Its when drivers tear arse down a lane on the M/way that is clearly signed up as closed for a mile then want to push into the open queuing lanes that pisses me off big style... I am almost tempted to Road Rage! :eek:

yeah that annoys me i never let them back in. in fact i never let anyone go i just hate everyone else on the road. a normal journey for me consists of a lot of swearing and bibbing.:bang:

as for super market queues i cant say ive had someone push i front of me. although someone did push in front coz they thought ti was a seperate queue for a lottery ticket and the bloke behind me was sayin are you gonna tell then to go to the abck and i thought you've half done it you might aswell speak louder and tell them yourself you tard:p
 
funny thing is, a good looking lass can push in and i dont feel the need to stick a brick in her face, but if its an ugly woman i'll say something. how screwed up is that?!

i guess i get hypnotised by nice arse.
 
you drive an alfa, you should be joining them. :D

:confused: Did u miss the IF word from the start of your sentence Jug?

I dont drive an Alfa.... not yet anyways... :yum:

As for Supermarket queues I dont do them... I got Mrs Ffoxy to do that
 
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Couldn't care less about queue jumpers in the supermarket. Motorway queue jumpers do make me mad, I always block queue jumpers form joining my lane if I can. One bloke tooted his horn at me one time so I gave him the finger, a fair exchange I think:rolleyes:
 
he's been charged with murder.
that will never stick, it'll be manslaughter at worst.

maybe they should put his head on a spike on the railings outside the shop, that might put people off arguing with each other over nothing.

dont think that will happen tbh

EDIT: did he actually get killed by taking a punch to the head?
 
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when i worked at the local club and was working the cocktail bar i got into a full blown rant with someone and would've ended up in a fight if bouncers hadnt spotted it at the last min :eek: that was all over him trying to jump the queue and giving me abuse because i knew he wasnt next. In the bar environment especially its amazing the number of people who will without a thought try and jump the queue (n)
 
Ive queued in a perticular Next sale queue on boxing day, got there at 2:30am and store opened at 7am, it was mega cold, ice everywhere!

When the doors opened at 7am on the dot, a couple of people fled from their parked cars in the carpark just outside the doors, and queue jumped into the store!! it well kicked off!! Yes i was annoyed too, but i just thought....."wot a bloody good idea!! Im well gonna do that next year:idea::D"
 
Ive queued in a perticular Next sale queue on boxing day, got there at 2:30am and store opened at 7am, it was mega cold, ice everywhere!

When the doors opened at 7am on the dot, a couple of people fled from their parked cars in the carpark just outside the doors, and queue jumped into the store!! it well kicked off!! Yes i was annoyed too, but i just thought....."wot a bloody good idea!! Im well gonna do that next year:idea::D"

Just make sure there aren't pshyco's like me and Jug waiting also or you may get a brick to the teeth :eek: :eek:
 
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