jokes

[Smee]

Two guys and a girl were sitting at a bar talking about their lives.
The one guy said, "I'm a YUPPIE. You know, Young Urban Professional."
The second guy responded, "I'm a DINK. You know, Double Income No Kids."
They then asked the woman, "What are you?"
She replied: "I'm a WIFE. You know, Wash, Iron, ****, Etc."

 

[Smee]

What do you call a room full of women, half with PMS, half with yeast infections?
A whine and cheese party

 

[Anonymous]

There was a young bulb called Smee,
Whose mental age was no more than three,

Everyday a new joke,
Maccies burger with a coke,

Oh what a hard-life has Smee.

j/k fella

 

[Smee]

PMSL i love it hahaha u should see my mum she pissing her self

smee