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A Captain in the foreign legion was transferred to a desert outpost. On his orientation tour he noticed a very old, seedy looking camel tied out back of the enlisted mens barracks. He asked the Sergeant leading the tour, "What's the camel for?".

The Sergeant replied "Well sir it's a long way from anywhere, and the men have natural sexual urges, so when they do, uh, we have the camel."

The captain said "Well if it's good for moral, then I guess it's all right with me."

After he had been at the fort for about 6 months the captain could not stand it any more so he told his Sergeant, "BRING IN THE CAMEL!!!"

The sarge shrugged his shoulders and led the camel into the captains quarters. The captain got a foot stool & proceeded to have vigorous sex with the camel. As he stepped, satisfied,
down from the stool, and was buttoning his pants he asked the Sergeant, "Is that how the enlisted men do it?"

The Sergeant replied, "Well sir, they usually just use it to ride into town."

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Gennaro is in this country for only 6 months.
He walks to work 20 blocks every day
and passes a shoe store.
Each day he stops and looks in the window
to admire the Boccelli leather shoes.
He wants those shoes so much...
it's all he can think about.
After about 2 months he saves the price
of the shoes, $300, and purchases them.
Every Friday night the Italian community
holds a dance in the church basement.
Gennaro seizes this opportunity to wear
his new Boccelli leather shoes for the first time.
He asks Sophia to dance and
as they dance he asks her,
Sophia, do you wear red panties tonight?"
Startled, Sophia replies,
Yes, Gennaro, I do wear red panties tonight,but how do you
know?"
Gennaro answers,
I see the reflection in my new $300 Boccelli leather shoes.
How do you like them?"
Next he asks Rosa to dance,
and after a few minutes he asks,
Rosa, do you wear white panties tonight?"
Rosa answers,
Yes, Gennaro, I do,but how do you know that?"
He replies,
I see the reflection in my new $300 Boccelli leather shoes.
How do you like them?"
Now as the evening is almost over
and the last song is being played,
Gennaro asks Carmela to dance.
Midway through the dance his face
turns red.
He states, "Carmela, be stilla my heart,please, please tell
me you wear no
panties tonight,please, please, tella me this true!"
Carmela smiles coyly and answers,
Yes Gennaro, I wear no panties tonight."
Gennaro gasps,
Thanka God ...I thought I had a CRACK in my $300 Boccelli
leather shoes!"

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