how would you kill Karen Matthews?

[jug]

While this is happening j1ppers can flick her 'bean'

tickle the budgie's tongue

 

[Lolita]

I've got one :devil: . its got a Pummice stone block. Imagine that at 19,000rpm on her teeth :devil: :slayer:.

god that made me wince...:yuck:

papercuts too! jackass stylee ftw!

 

[paulbfd]

Inbreeding must be getting more popular.

People like that should just be thrown into a furnace at birth.

They have no use to anything or anyone.

 

[matthew.raine]

Sanding flapper wheel to the ladyparts

 

[jug]

Sanding flapper wheel to the ladyparts

check you out with your musical mutilation

 

[Jai]

more arrests:

http://newsvote.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/bradford/7340667.stm

2 of the same people, plus a new one......

 

[matthew.raine]

check you out with your musical mutilation

Vreeeeeee..... FLAPFLAPFLAPFLAPFLAP *scream of pain*

 

[jug]

6 weeks from now the whole estate will be behind bars and their "free conservatory for every house" plot will be in the papers.

 

[Dobby]

God, that kid has real 'slap me' face

 

[dannygp]

i wouldnt want to kill her.

just keep her alive and fully conscious (wtf sp?!) so she is aware of the pain. if she passes out, let her recover slightly and start again.

oh and my instrument of torture...? maybe a dremel tool kit :chin:

Never get on the wrong side of you! Fook me!

Maybe cut her thumbs and little fingers off. Then let her waste away in a cell with chop sticks and odd shaped food.

 

[matthew.raine]

6 weeks from now the whole estate will be behind bars and their "free conservatory for every house" plot will be in the papers.

Aye or the truckload of shellsuits will turn up, but there won't be any money to pay for them!

 

[an-drewm]

I think using them for medical research instead of animals could be fun.

 

[Ffoxy]

I wonder how long it will be before the NoW or Sun pay them for their "Exclusive"?

 

[Focus Owner]

Peal the skin back very slowly
keeping them alive then
stight burning each nerve ending then
place a rabbit in her and let it eat a little
while you slowly stick £1 coins in her eyes
and jab pencils though her eardrum.

now comes the tricky part
slowly cut off the nose
sand each limb down into the torso
slam her in a giant drier
on full heat
revive her
then let her recover a little and repeat

 

[mooshooh]

Off topic but does anyone remember the film where someone had a snake put down their throat...just tried to find a pic of it on google...ps. dont do it without safe search!

 

[matthew.raine]

I can imagine.... lol

 

[mooshooh]

I can imagine.... lol

Didnt even think about it... Was quite shocked!

 

[Helz]

Arc's or Lolita's suggestions get my vote On the positive side, her children will all have better lives now and maybe not turn out the same way

 

[Big Black Stilo]

would you wanna be like you mum if she did that?

 

[puntokris]

Hasn't she got five children??

I'm still getting over the fact that shes managed to get 5 blokes to sh*g her