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How unlucky am i?

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Stephen

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Been broken into for the 3rd time in less than 2 months! God must really enjoy pissing on my parade!
 
Fook, unlucky m8! What ya doin wrong - parkin in shady areas with your head unit on display?!
 
Slap bang outside a pub in the middle of Sheffield this time, in broad daylight too. Ive run out of head-units to have on display! They took my 6x9's this time. Probably a blessing in disguise ;)
 
you wanna think yourself lucky, mine was broken into 3 times in 6 weeks in sheffield. I've lost count with how many times my car was broken into. I think i exhausted the uk's whole supply of rear quarter windows at one point! Mst of the time they didn't take anything from my car, just damaged a door panel, destroyed both locks and handles, smashed 3 windows and left the car full of mud. I knew the girls at the police call centre by first name.

I've always said sheffield would be a really nice place if you could get rid of 80% of the people.
 
Ive had both passenger side windows replaced, need the rear doing now (hopefully tomorrow if im very lucky) so there working there way around the car.
 
time for police with guns and high voltage car security. lets have rid of the little good for nothing scroats that plaigue society and consume endless taxes. God i should get into politics. lol
 
/me joins the campaign

Vote CYNICal, unless your criminal scum, because we're gonna kill you!
 
Q What do we want?

A The death penalty

Q When do we want it?

A Now

Vote CYNICal
 
I want corporal punishment!

Some of the sergeants could do with a good kicking, too!

Removal of thumbs for a first offence, all fingers for a second offence, all toes for a third. Disqualification from receiving any disability benefit or other assistance for the above.

Mark.
Council estate lad.
And proud of it!

Member of the Guild of Experienced Motorists.
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