How to (try and) get away with sexual assault...

[ben]

Use a snake ...

I guess it means there's no DNA to get passed...

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/revolting/cops-men-used-live-snake-sex-assault

 

[sledge]

I cant believe Shadeyman missed this one

 

[Shadeyman]

DAM!

 

[sledge]

Surely you mean "DAMN"

 

[Shadeyman]

Yep .....

 

[martwho]

What the f***!!!!!!
Only in america:devil: