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I got this today, they must be getting desperate?! :rolleyes:

Dear Sir/Ma

How are you today and hope all is well with you and family? You may not
understand why this mail came to you, but i will implore you to take
your time and carefully go through this mail. We have been having a
meeting for the pass 7 months that ended 4 days ago at our office head
quarters New York (UNITED NATIONS) in collaboration with AMERICAN
GOVERNMENT.

This email is to all the people that feel they have been scammed in
anypart of the world, the UNITED NATION have agreed to compensate them
with the sum of US$ 500,000.This includes every foreign contractors that
may have not received their contract sum, and people that have had an
unfinished transaction or international businesses that failed due to
Government problems etc.

We found your name in our list and that is why we are contacting you,
this have been agreed upon and has been signed. You are advised to
contact Mr. Anthony Leach of AMERICAN EMBASSY IN NIGERIA, as he is our
representative in Nigeria, contact him immediately for your
Cheque/International Bank Draft of USD$ 500,000. These funds are in a Bank Draft for
security purpose ok? So he will send it to you and you can clear it in
any bank of your choice. Therefore, you should send him your full Name
and telephone number/your correct mailing address where you want him to
send the Draft to you.

Contact: Mr. Anthony Leach Immediately for your Cheque: Person to
Contact Mr. Anthony Leach
 
I got this today, they must be getting desperate?! :rolleyes:

Dear Sir/Ma

How are you today and hope all is well with you and family? You may not
understand why this mail came to you, but i will implore you to take
your time and carefully go through this mail. We have been having a
meeting for the pass 7 months that ended 4 days ago at our office head
quarters New York (UNITED NATIONS) in collaboration with AMERICAN
GOVERNMENT.

This email is to all the people that feel they have been scammed in
anypart of the world, the UNITED NATION have agreed to compensate them
with the sum of US$ 500,000.This includes every foreign contractors that
may have not received their contract sum, and people that have had an
unfinished transaction or international businesses that failed due to
Government problems etc.

We found your name in our list and that is why we are contacting you,
this have been agreed upon and has been signed. You are advised to
contact Mr. Anthony Leach of AMERICAN EMBASSY IN NIGERIA, as he is our
representative in Nigeria, contact him immediately for your
Cheque/International Bank Draft of USD$ 500,000. These funds are in a Bank Draft for
security purpose ok? So he will send it to you and you can clear it in
any bank of your choice. Therefore, you should send him your full Name
and telephone number/your correct mailing address where you want him to
send the Draft to you.

Contact: Mr. Anthony Leach Immediately for your Cheque: Person to
Contact Mr. Anthony Leach

ur so lucky i wish i was getting $500,000(n):cry:





:p

i highlighted the stupidest bit:rolleyes:
 
From: [email protected] [mailto:[email protected]]
Sent: 03 July 2008 03:23
To: [email protected]
Subject: UNITED NATIONS HAVED AGREED TO COMPENSATE YOU WITH THE SUM OF USD$ 1000,000,00




BANK OF AFRICA COMPENSATION UNIT, IN AFFILIATION WITH THE UNITED NATION.





ATTN:Sir/Madam,

How are you today? Hope all is well with you and family?,You may not understand why this mail came to you.

We have been having a meeting for the passed 7 months which ended 2 days ago with the former secretary to the UNITED NATIONS.

This email is to all the people that have been scammed in any part of the world, the UNITED NATIONS have agreed to compensate them with the sum of US$ 1000,000,00 This includes every foriegn contractors that may have not received their contract sum, and people that have had an unfinished transaction or international businesses that failed due to Government problems etc.

We found your name in our list and that is why we are contacting you, this have been agreed upon and have been signed.

You are advised to contact Mr. Jim Ovia of COUBACI BANK COTE D' IVOIRE PLC, as he is our representative in COTE D' IVOIRE, contact him immediately for your Cheque/ International Bank Draft of USD$ 1000,000,00 This funds are in a Bank Draft for security purpose ok? so he will send it to you and you can clear it in any bank of your choice.

Therefore, you should send him your full Name and telephone number/your correct mailing address where you want him to send the Draft to you.

Conatct Mr. Jim Ovia immediately for your Cheque:


Person to Contact Mr. Jim Ovia

Email: [email protected]
[email protected]


Thanks and God bless you and your family.Hoping to hear from you as soon as you cash your Bank Draft.

Making the world a better place



Regards,

Secretary-General Ban Ki-Moon.

http://www.un.org/sg/
Former Secretary (UNITED NATIONS)



:ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO:
 
THe one I liked best was the one about the mac laptop on ebay. Some scammer won the auction and turned out he was a scammer. the guy who sold the laptop knew this so set him up :slayer::devil:

I got this one today:-

THE LOTTERY DEPARTMENT
BMW LAND Automobiles
22 Garden Close, Stamford,
Lincs, PE9 2YP, London
United Kingdom

Office of Prize Disbursement (OPD)

RE: PRIZE WINNER NOTICE - OFFICIAL DISPATCH LETTER

Dear Prize Winner,

You have been approved for a Grand sum of seven Hundred Thousand Great
British Pounds from the BMWLAND Cars Promotional Lottery Department London
UK . The selection process was carried out through random selection in our
computerized email selection system(ess)from a data base of over Two Hundred
and Fifity Thousand email addresses drawn from all the continents of the
world.The BMW LAND Cars Promotional Lottery is approved by the British
Gaming Board and also Licensed by the The International Association of
Gaming Regulators (IAGR). This lottery is entry free
which NO TICKETS ARE PURCHASED and we intend to sensitize the public. To
begin the processing of your prize you are to contact your claims officer
through our accredited Prize Transfer agents as stated below:

Mr. David Smith,
22 Garden Close, Stamford,
Lincs, PE9 2YP, London
United Kingdom
Email :[email protected]
TEL: +44-70-4573-3516
Time to call(10am to 5pm london time GMT )
Contact him, please provide him with your
secret pin codeBMW:7pwyz2008
and your reference number
BMW:2551256003/23 and he will communicate to you further information as to
when prize remittance will be effected.

Claims Requirements:
1.Name in full.
2.Address.
3.Nationality.
4.Age.
5.Occupation.
6.Phone/Fax.
7.Present.

Country.....
==================================================================

Please indicate "X" for the option you want your prize remitted to you.
Listed are the options of receiving prize payment.

(1) BY COURIER DELIVERY OF YOUR PRIZE:
...............................................[.....]

(2) BANK PAYMENT TRANSFER|TELEGRAPHIC TRANSFER|SWIFT TRANSFER|ONLINE ACCOUNT
TRANSFER........{.....}PAYMENT APPROVAL PROCESS:

Accept my hearty congratulations once again!

Regards
John wood
BMWLAND Lottery manager.


Daft c***s!.
 
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THe one I liked best was the one about the mac laptop on ebay. Some scammer won the auction and turned out he was a scammer. the guy who sold the laptop knew this so set him up :slayer::devil:

I got this one today:-

THE LOTTERY DEPARTMENT
BMW LAND Automobiles
22 Garden Close, Stamford,
Lincs, PE9 2YP, London
United Kingdom

Office of Prize Disbursement (OPD)

RE: PRIZE WINNER NOTICE - OFFICIAL DISPATCH LETTER

Dear Prize Winner,

You have been approved for a Grand sum of seven Hundred Thousand Great
British Pounds from the BMWLAND Cars Promotional Lottery Department London
UK . The selection process was carried out through random selection in our
computerized email selection system(ess)from a data base of over Two Hundred
and Fifity Thousand email addresses drawn from all the continents of the
world.The BMW LAND Cars Promotional Lottery is approved by the British
Gaming Board and also Licensed by the The International Association of
Gaming Regulators (IAGR). This lottery is entry free
which NO TICKETS ARE PURCHASED and we intend to sensitize the public. To
begin the processing of your prize you are to contact your claims officer
through our accredited Prize Transfer agents as stated below:

Mr. David Smith,
22 Garden Close, Stamford,
Lincs, PE9 2YP, London
United Kingdom
Email :[email protected]
TEL: +44-70-4573-3516
Time to call(10am to 5pm london time GMT )
Contact him, please provide him with your
secret pin codeBMW:7pwyz2008
and your reference number
BMW:2551256003/23 and he will communicate to you further information as to
when prize remittance will be effected.

Claims Requirements:
1.Name in full.
2.Address.
3.Nationality.
4.Age.
5.Occupation.
6.Phone/Fax.
7.Present.

Country.....
==================================================================

Please indicate "X" for the option you want your prize remitted to you.
Listed are the options of receiving prize payment.

(1) BY COURIER DELIVERY OF YOUR PRIZE:
...............................................[.....]

(2) BANK PAYMENT TRANSFER|TELEGRAPHIC TRANSFER|SWIFT TRANSFER|ONLINE ACCOUNT
TRANSFER........{.....}PAYMENT APPROVAL PROCESS:

Accept my hearty congratulations once again!

Regards
John wood
BMWLAND Lottery manager.


Daft c***s!.

i like this blokes pics he has got of scammers:ROFLMAO:

http://thescambaiter.com/forum/vbimghost.php?do=viewimages&id=4979

i dont get any of these emails(n) i wanna have fun.
 
they email scammers saying "send me a picture of yourself covered in clothes pegs so i know you are real and this isnt a scam" then they just PWN them on the internet:ROFLMAO:

i also like the "IMA - RAT" ones :ROFLMAO: was looknig at some earlier this morning
 
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