General Gonna wreck this Stilo

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Some back & front stole my special dust-caps. Thing is, it was a fellow Stilo owner. Having parked next to him/her I noticed the wheels weren't as nice as mine and the dust-caps were standard black plastic. When I came out of the gym I noticed his Stilo had gone and so had my dustcaps.

Lets just say his Stilo was very distictive. It will be even more so when I have finished keying the f**k out of his Stilo when I see it again. Sacrilage I know but I hate a thief.
 
The local Kids nicked my anodised dust caps, I have seen them with them on their scooters/Bikes. I want to steal not just my dust caps but the whole Bike from the little sh*ts, But I have no proof...
 
I left my Stilo in a car park in a what I thought was a 'well to do' town. Bloody kids had the middle three letters off the back. Don't know where I can get those replaced?
 
I remember when some ****-wit stole one 16v badge off my Saxo, then the other vanished a few weeks later.. Scummmmmmmmmmm!!! £16.50 each too, a rip off, but especially annoying as i had a genuine VTS and all the scrotes in their 1.1's were trying to look cool, there is no way they'd have forked out £30 odd quid for some badges when they only spend £20 on their car! :(
 
some local neds decided on January 2nd to smash the window of my fathers rover and decided to help themselfs to the stereo that was in the car. Happy new year and good will to your fellow man? feck that.

Did one of the neds who spoiled thier little saxo 1.1x who hang about leven prom nick it, little sods they are.
 
I had some old git scrape the side of my car when it was just 6 months old..had the job done on it and it came out looking like new again problem is the very next day I made the mistake of parking the car on a road...like you do....came back to it half an hour later and it had been keyed all the way down the passenger side...the same side that had just been repaired..Barstewards.
I was soooo peed off, if anyone would have even looked at me i would have decked em.
till this day the scratch is still there, just could'nt be bothered to get it done again just so some W****R would do the same thing :(
 
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Steady on!

Just cos he had the same car as you and without alloy valve caps doesn't make him the culprit! A bunch of kids more than likely came along and nabbed them for their BMX's, don't do anything like that unless you catch him with them on ;)
 
I keyed someones car the other day...................

I know this is wrong, but I was sat in my car reading a paper while my Mrs was in a store, some geezer in his Mondeo pulls up in the empty space next to me gets out of his car and bangs my door with his and he walks off into the store. I got out to see if he'd done any damage and luckily other than a really light scratch (which I later polished out) it was fine, but I was so angry that I got my Stilo key and keyed his door from the window ledge right down to his sill. He came out of the store eating a Ginsters pie in one hand and a can of Coke in the other, got into his car and drove off, he didn't even notice! I hate inconsiderate bastards like that, I always make sure I never hit anyones car in this way and expect people to show me the same courtesey. He got off lightly though, it was better than a duffing up, don't you agree ???
 
That was............................

the grown up option, rather that than me having a moment with some prat as my Mrs walked out of the shop, she doesn't like situations you see!
 
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