Pun intended?
Whenever I hear of any Dealer staff that are unaware of issues which clearly have an official 'fix' it always annoys me, as the Service Bulletins are there for any staff member to read. It's just laziness (though to be fair, I wouldn't expect reception staff to know the info).
Still as witty as ever, I would have thought that the Japs would have knocked that out of you by now.